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Hey Natalie Jean Is Moving Back To Idaho

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Hey Natalie Jean, has a loft in Brooklyn, is apparently leaving Brooklyn.

Moscow.
The Holbrooks are moving back to Moscow, Idaho.
BECAUSE THAT IS JUST HOW THE UNIVERSE LIKES TO PLAY ME

In a totally believable statement she claims she is “giddy with excitement” right after opining that “Brooklyn I am not done with you!…Tub? Are you going to sit there and let this happen?” Natalie goes on to say she is “soooo getting chickens this time” and “a goat!!!!!!!”

Since about 95% of her online persona/identity is wrapped up in her omgbrooklynloft and being a Brooklyn hipster creative I look forward to seeing what persona she takes on after her move.




  1. TurkeyVulture

    Moscow?! She's not even going to move to Boise, which at least has microbreweries and hip brick buildings?

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    • a ham sandwich, is what

      Oh god no, please don't send her my way!

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      • Busted Coccyx Club

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        • TurkeyVulture

          Aww, are you guys in Boise? I was just there about a week ago. Wish I'd thought to look some hams up.

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      • sad flat pancake boobs

        BOISE IS AMAZING

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  2. Judgey-Judgerson

    Wasn't it last summer she told the internets that he had a breakdown? So this move/career change may have been in the works for nearly a year.

    Which also kind of explains why he agreed to live in a f**king loft -- let her have a Mumspringa for a year before carting her across the country and knocking some sense into her.

    I'm excited Huck will finally have a f**king ROOM!!!

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    • Hamless MacBeth, Painted Whore, aged 65 years

      Mumspringa!

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    • WE’RE ALL LAURA

      I'm stealing that to name girls night out...Mumspringa!

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  3. corgiparty

    This is exciting news because I live 8 miles from Moscow, ID. :|

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  4. Beret Full of Fail

    "the Paris of the Potato State"

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  5. cold a sac

    Will be interesting to see if she walks non-stop around some boring as f**k suburban neighborhood, campus, whatever. Bye Bye Nat the Fat Rat!

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  6. Evil Willow

    Yeah, good points PP - I don't read her at all, so I wasn't thinking of it in terms of how it affects her blog, and in fact, I couldn't give two rips whether anyone wants to read her before OR after the move. I just object to her snotty, condescending (IMO) "oh boy now I'm going to be a farm girl" characterization of the area.

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  7. Vodka Utahnic

    Excuse you, the Paris of the Potato State is... Paris, Idaho. They have a tabernacle, several shitty "antique" stores, and a population of over 500. Utahns head there to buy scratchers, Powerball tickets, and high-point beer. A true cosmopolitan metropolis!

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  8. Sleeve Kitty

    My first thought when reading the title was: "well, this is going to go the same way as messica...good luck with that!!"

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  9. FrancoisD

    Moscow is a pretty cool town. And that entire part of Idaho is gorgeous. But Coeur d'Alene is the Paris of the Potato State.

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  10. Busted Coccyx Club

    Ex-f**king-cuse me. The Paris of the Potato State is Boise. It even has a Frawnch name. 4d20e56a2d41ae8b6b426c523bd47725.jpg

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  11. joydivider21

    perfection.

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  12. Meowmers

    Am I the only Idahoan who knows that there is an actual Paris, Idaho? It's a thriving metropolis of 500.

    ETA: Should have kept reading. Of course another potato ham posted this!

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  13. in soviet russia dog strangles you

    Maybe she'll reach out to you via Twitter before she leaves and you'll only be one human phone call away from making the dream happen.

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  14. WhateverBitch

    You talk mad shit about Nat for years and are sad you can't have a beer with her? In her home? You are even more psychotic than I thought. Nice edit function. f**k you crazy b***h.

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  15. FrancoisD

    I forgot about Paris, ID. They have antique shops now? That's progress.

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  16. Sister Friend

    Geezus - apparently Idaho is made of Paris- like towns. Who knew!

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  17. Urethra Franklin

    What a time to be alive!

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  18. FrancoisD

    "Marriages end, but online validation lives forever" might be the most insightful observation of blogger personalities I've ever read.

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  19. Gimlet

    I hope he's paid off his student loans if they move back to Idaho! Or maybe he hopes Walmart shame will keep a at on the straight and narrow!

    But this confirms it: if he's teaching at BYU-I, Strangles never left the LDS.

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  20. #bubbagrind

    This boise-grown cat agrees with you.

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  21. Urethra Franklin

    HAHA ILY <3

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  22. eyebrowsonfleek

    BYU-Idaho is not in Moscow.

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  23. AlbieQuirky

    University of Idaho.

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  24. The Mr. Beaumont

    BYUI is in southern Idaho - far away from Moscow. Moscow is actually one of the most non-Mormon, liberal towns in Idaho (I lived there for a few years and it was very crunchy, solar-panels-on-most-homes, recycle everything, create-your-own-mulch, chickens-in-every-yard type of place). I actually really liked it but I'm unashamedly into that kind of stuff. It will be the perfect place for Nat to play crunchy hippie.

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  25. Halfass Rocker

    You're not great at reading sarcasm, are you?

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  26. Franzia, Felines, & Fumes

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  27. Delusions of Adequacy

    How do you come to a snark site like this without the ability to discern sarcasm?

    You are clearly extremely intelligent and I enjoy your presence here.

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  28. Your Tampa is Showing

    Awww, that's cute.

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  29. #petmommywars

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  30. Apeeling Attire

    Mmmmmm......delicious troll comments...nom nom nom. The belligerence is so tasty!

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  31. Fart in a Mitten

    ^ Dooce. ^

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  32. "Nice edit function" lol wow siq burn

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  33. Apeeling Attire

    Mmmmm.....delicious troll comment......nom nom nom. Your belligerence is so tasty.

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  34. FallenSisterWitch

    Well, that escalated quickly.

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  35. Polyester Sweatshop Schemes

    SSSF, can't add image to express the lulz.

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  36. Polyester Sweatshop Schemes

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  37. You seem perceptive.

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  38. #petmommywars

    sorry guys WAY too much time on my hands....
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  39. ohhellsno

    THIS!

    Cue longwinded posts about searching for the "just right" twee name for each goat, chicken, etc. they get and then finally finding divine inspiration and "just knowing" that he/she should be named Finn! (or something along those tired-assed lines) because, well, he just IS Finn. And how could he be named anything else but his name?

    Also, posts "authored" by these future twee-named animals.

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  40. Delusions of Adequacy

    Not unless she is going to discard all those vintage summer dresses she yammared about in her post and decides to make her own.

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  41. Team Ty and Renata

    Legit lol at this.

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  42. ohhellsno

    Couer d'Alene is better for sure.

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  43. TINA bring me the axe

    I thought Coeur d'Alene was full of white supremacists?

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  44. Ridiculicious

    She really should have chosen to live in Coeur d'Alene because frawnch.

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  45. #petmommywars

    holy huge...try again
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  46. hoe made garlic rolls

    me too!

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  47. Sparkly Crystal Chandler

    They only bother you if your name rhymes with Bachel Tolezal.

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  48. jpa

    Coeur d'Alene and (everywhere I've been in Idaho) is scary conservative. I've legit seen hotels/motels with signs stating they won't rent to a couple without proof of marriage.
    It is pretty though!

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  49. RealLiveScientist

    I thought that was implied by "Idaho."

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  50. Sparkly Crystal Chandler

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  51. Sparkly Crystal Chandler

    Also this:

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  52. What am I doing here

    Be careful PP! The call is coming from inside the house!

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  53. TINA bring me the axe

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  54. Vodka Utahnic

    Well, "antiques" - ain't exactly Tiffany lamps and pre-Revolutionary furniture. But maybe a nice platter from someone's Meemaw's basement.

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  55. Flasè Dah

    But where is the Moulin Rouge?

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  56. Polyester Sweatshop Schemes

    Sounds more Frawnch for sure!

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  57. NewAgain

    Yeah, I would actually be TOTALLY interested in following a blog written by somebody learning to raise goats and chickens and farm, but if it's going to serve as nothing but fodder for photo-ops, no.

    Educational and enlightening and worth my time= yes.

    Background for fashion shoots and cutsie-pootsie pictures of kids frolicking with animals= nope.

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  58. Sarah Ate Two Tacos But I, Kath, Had Lots of Hose

    #supportfemalvoices

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  59. Cockahoop

    Aw, Ida-hos represent! I love Boise even though I haven't lived there in years. I'd move back in a hot second if I thought I could get a job.

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  60. bitch in residence

    I call b.s. Who hauls around their marriage license while traveling?

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  61. TofuttiKlein

    Ugh. Idaho is conservative, sure, but the constant imagery of us all being backwoods bumf**ks is tired.

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  62. flea circus

    I can see why. I live in bumf**k and I bore myself. No way I could maintain a blog worthy existence, nor would I want to read about it. It would be like this: I saw a herd of cows today, here's a photo. Riveting stuff.

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  63. Scaggsed

    Idaho is boring. She might be able to continue being hipster enough if she lived in the Boise North End, maybe. But you can only read about someone's trip to a farmers market/brewery/basque bar/park/etc so many times. Outside of summer she'd be out of luck for anything interesting.

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  64. Mockingbored

    She's totally going to 'gram cows.

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  65. WE’RE ALL LAURA

    I will give you credit, while I'm stealing it.

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  66. Your Tampa is Showing

    Thanks for linking back to that post so I could be reminded of Jenna's out on the town outfit. Much f**kable.

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  67. Expecto Patronum

    Me too!

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  68. Robert Poste's child

    I can't stop watching this and laughing.

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  69. I won't lie, I shoehorned it in just because I saw it last week and laughed so hard I needed an excuse to show it.

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