Healthy Living Blogging

Hungry Runner Girl Got Married

Janae, got engaged to the guy she met like 45 minutes ago, evidently tired of being engaged and got her new man down the aisle yesterday. She didn’t share much because they were probably racing off to have sex as soon as possible, but she managed to throw up an announcement post.

Long story short… we were supposed to get married in August and then changed our minds a few weeks ago and decided to get married yesterday instead:)  We are off to Mexico today and I’ll be back soon with all of the details!

I cannot imagine what details could be missing here. She found a new guy and hustled him down the aisle in under six months, presumably so she could get back to making babies. But maybe she wants to share Aunt Myrtle’s Tangy Jesus Punch because everyone at the reception just loved it.

Anyway, I guess in a couple of weeks we will get a baby bump picture because these two seem to be moving faster than a 1980s makeover montage. But congrats, I guess.


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Food Blogging

White Cookbook Lady Will Make Deaths Of Black People About Her

Shauna Ahern, did you know she adopted a black kid, adopted a black kid. She knows all about the horror and heartbreak of the Alton Sterling family, and of all families who endure racism and possible violence, because she adopted a black son.

This is my beautiful 2-year-old son…in 10 to 15 years, he’s going to be enormously tall and strong. His black body will be a threat to someone…he could be killed for driving black.

She can tell us all how to fix racism because she adopted a black kid. Did you know she adopted a black kid? She did.

She explains that nothing will change in America until white people fix it.

There is a wound at the heart of this nation…And it’s going to take white people doing something, so many of us shouting, before anything changes. Rise up, people. Rise up.

White people like Shauna, who knows all about racism and how to fix it because she adopted a black kid.


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Internets WTF

Healthy Happier Bear Is Uplifting Someone

Ashley, of the Healthy Happier Bear blog, wants to share a powerful message with you.

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Internets WTF

Jennifer Mayers Doesn’t Understand Why People Are Mean To Her On Twitter

Jennifer Mayers, the blogger who claims to be “Spreading Positivity through Jesus Christ”, is expressing confusion over why twitter is being so hateful towards her. After all, she’s just expressing her #truth.

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And of course her blog is full of wonderful commentary about America and advice on how to not be killed by police like Alton Sterling.

This is why I do not associate with poor people or blacks.  I treasure my life, and I simply refuse to put myself into these types of situations around people who have no regard for the law or the GODLY way of life.

I’m assuming this is all some kind of elaborate satire, so I’ll leave you with this #brave tweet.

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Well ok then.


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Lifestyle Blogging WTF

Khloe Kardashian ‘Flowergate’ Reaches Peak WTF

Khloe Kardashian, of the talented and classy Kardashian family, got tongues wagging Wednesday when she instagram vagueposted about a pile of flowers.

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The Daily Mail, which is sort of like CNN but for celebrity bikini pictures, quickly broke the news that Khloe had posted omgflowrz and speculated about whether they are from some guy she’s rumored to be dating.

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The problem is, neither Khloe nor the DM seem to be aware that the pic contains the best known sink on instagram.

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Yep – that pic is an old one posted last year by the Million Dolla Skalla, Ms. Rach Parcell of Pink Peonies. She’s known for herflowers in the sinkpics. The roses have nothing to do with Khloe Kardashian or that Trey person.

I know this is kind of a non-story but the whole thing is so absurd I had to share.

Update: About an hour after this post went live the Daily Mail updated their post to say “eagle eyed fans spotted” that the image “was taken from another Instagram account” and that she “borrowed the snap of the beautiful arrangement from clothing designer Rachel Parcell’s Instagram”.


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