Yesterday we reported that David Karp’s friend for sex, Rachel, had crabs. Today we learn that Rachel was apparently injured in a vicious crab struggle! Karp tries to make it sound like no big deal: Rachel hurt herself 🙁 We know the truth. Crabs are evil, angry creatures with nothing but revenge on their minds. […]...
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