She starts on her latest Watermelon Rant by telling us how pugs are hilarious. So hilarious, in fact, that they are “the Jews of dogs”.
Get it? Because they are “natural comedians”! But her love of pugs goes deeper than your love. You see, pugs have inspired Alina since she was a super creative poverty sticken child.
CLASSIC. Well crap, now I have that annoying song stuck in my head – you know, the one Walgreens plays all the time. I guess I will put on MKTO and sing until she stuffs a sock in my mouth.