Instagram Internets WTF

Alina Gonzalez Thinks You Are Begging For A D In Your Mouth

Alina Gonzalez, has nipples, thinks all you folks who don’t like her probably just need to get a rooster in your cooster.

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Instagram Mommy Blogging

Living Absolutely Will Scream Her Kid To Sleep

 

Jenmas, The Hands of Fate

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Jenna Cole, self-proclaimed solo parent, is tired of acting like the perfect parent for social media. In a fireside chat that looked like a scene from a low budget horror movie, Jenma unleashed about how it’s fine to be…uh…whatever kind of mom she is being.

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Instagram Lifestyle Blogging

Freckled Fox Somehow Loses Family Dog To Heatstroke

During last night’s instagram live Emily Meyers, the 84 day widow, received comments asking where their dog was. Her gun toting replacement husband responded that “you haven’t seen Eppie because Eppie’s not around anymore”.

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Instagram WTF

Alina Will Tell You Why Alina Is Amazing

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Alina Gonzalez, still thehyperbalist which is her personal instagram so why are you looking at it you trolls, is now literally watermelon ranting in Europe. And this time she’s here to explain why she’s awesome and you’re jealous.

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Instagram Lifestyle Blogging

Mr. Love Taza Wants You Children To Rethink How You Spend That Money

The Davis family took to the streets of this little city of theirs to celebrate the July 4th holiday week. Taza totally not-on-purpose outfit twinned that LaTonya chick. The kids posed for the requisite over the top red white and blue pics. And no holiday would be complete without the perfect Davis kids outshining some other random kids.

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Instagram WTF

Alinagate Has Become An Exploding Watermelon We Can’t Look Away From

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Alina Gonzalez, totally doing fine, has now been ranting for over a week. She went from righteously taking down the Cupcakes and Cashmere empire to trying to position herself as some kind of feminist crusader. This somehow turned into her spending the past few days apparently sitting in her bedroom not washing her hair and picking at her face until it bleeds – and telling anyone who expresses concern about her downward spiral that they are the ones who “need therapy”.

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Instagram WTF

Melissa’s Husband Will Call You A Ho

Apparently the husband of Prissy Melissa, chair moistener, doesn’t like the way you “sad women” treat his wife.

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