Mommy Blogging

The Activist Mommy Will Burn Teen Vogue

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The Activist Mommy, does it all because of Jesus, wants everyone to demand Teen VOGUE be banned because it’s teaching children “how to be safely sodomized”.

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Mommy Blogging WTF

Dooce Will Suddenly Open Up About Some Kind Of Violation While Discussing Your Engagement And Wedding

As you know dooce, lowercase, has returned to blogging. And to make sure you come give her the clickies she is willing to now accuse people of violating her in the most “humiliating way”.

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Glennon Doyle Melton And Abby Wambach Are Now Married

Glennon finally nailed herself down a semi-celebrity spouse, and she certainly wasted no time telling everyone about it.

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Mommy Blogging

dooce Was Tagged In A Life Event

Heather B. Armstrong, don’t call it a comeback she’s been here for years, recently posted about how she still can’t listen to certain songs after her last boyfriend. Looks like she might be over that now.

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Mommy Blogging

Dooce Returns To Blogging

Heather Armstrong, valedictorian of not quitting blogging, is apparently going to start blogging again.

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Lifestyle Blogging Mommy Blogging

Cup Of Jo Will Vagueblog About Her “Struggles”

Joanna Goddard, the whitest most aspirational French-ish Brooklyn mom ever, wants to tell you about the “behind the scenes” realness problems she faces.

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Mommy Bloggers Start Downsizing

While the second generation bloggers are raking in six figures (and more) with their lifestyle empires, the first generation bloggers are beginning the process of returning to a normal life after celebrity.

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