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Cupcakes and Cashmere
November 8, 2017
9:38 am
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Mate Shiny Pants
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1982
Snarking Since:
July 29, 2016

God forbid Emily not let her followers know she is up early with her child. This mornings edition: a black screen with the time (5:37 AM) in large font front and center. Idk why this bothers me so much.

November 8, 2017
9:45 am
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jorts
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2017
Snarking Since:
April 30, 2015

Mate Shiny Pants meowed
God forbid Emily not let her followers know she is up early with her child. This mornings edition: a black screen with the time (5:37 AM) in large font front and center. Idk why this bothers me so much.

It bothers me too.  Especially when she proclaims she's a morning person.  Get over it – your kid gets up early – you are no martyr.

November 8, 2017
10:44 am
somethingSPECTACLE
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 226
Snarking Since:
September 11, 2017

Mate Shiny Pants meowed
God forbid Emily not let her followers know she is up early with her child. This mornings edition: a black screen with the time (5:37 AM) in large font front and center. Idk why this bothers me so much.

This made me smile about not having kids yet. And i'm 35. What a death sentence! Karma's a b***h, Em! catfightsmiley-laughing004

November 8, 2017
11:26 am
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Mistress Of All Evil
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 966
Snarking Since:
March 6, 2015

somethingSPECTACLE meowed

Mate Shiny Pants meowed
God forbid Emily not let her followers know she is up early with her child. This mornings edition: a black screen with the time (5:37 AM) in large font front and center. Idk why this bothers me so much.

This made me smile about not having kids yet. And i'm 35. What a death sentence! Karma's a b***h, Em! catfightsmiley-laughing004

drinkhigh-fiveoregonian_winesmiley CHEERS! She makes me not want motherhood at all ever. 

November 8, 2017
12:34 pm
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judy blume
Hamcat
Meows: 86
Snarking Since:
January 24, 2015

These "layering" articles always crack me right up.

 

b***hes with their "collection of coats for chilly days in LA" – hahahhaaaaaa.

 

Try these layering tips in an actual winter climate. You'll die. The end.

 

#canadiangirls

November 8, 2017
12:42 pm
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ernst
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 254
Snarking Since:
December 6, 2011

Mistress Of All Evil meowed

somethingSPECTACLE meowed

Mate Shiny Pants meowed
God forbid Emily not let her followers know she is up early with her child. This mornings edition: a black screen with the time (5:37 AM) in large font front and center. Idk why this bothers me so much.

This made me smile about not having kids yet. And i'm 35. What a death sentence! Karma's a b***h, Em! catfightsmiley-laughing004

drinkhigh-fiveoregonian_winesmiley CHEERS! She makes me not want motherhood at all ever. 

Motherhood is really not as bad as she makes it seem. Yeah, getting up at 5:30 sucks, but a ton of childless people do that anyway. I don't know what she's complaining about. She has it so easy compared to many others, parents or not.

November 8, 2017
12:43 pm
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Dear in Headlights
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3872
Snarking Since:
November 29, 2012

judy blume meowed
These "layering" articles always crack me right up.

 

b***hes with their "collection of coats for chilly days in LA" – hahahhaaaaaa.

 

Try these layering tips in an actual winter climate. You'll die. The end.

 

#canadiangirls

I'm in Chicago. Cups and Gee are lightweights who wouldn't last a week here in the winter. Old man Gee was somewhere and got cold fingers once cause he had fingerless gloves. smiley-laughing004

November 8, 2017
1:19 pm
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Nancy_Drew
Cat
Meows: 37
Snarking Since:
July 21, 2015

Dear in Headlights meowed

judy blume meowed
These "layering" articles always crack me right up.

 

b***hes with their "collection of coats for chilly days in LA" – hahahhaaaaaa.

 

Try these layering tips in an actual winter climate. You'll die. The end.

 

#canadiangirls

I'm in Chicago. Cups and Gee are lightweights who wouldn't last a week here in the winter. Old man Gee was somewhere and got cold fingers once cause he had fingerless gloves. smiley-laughing004

Also in Chicago. Remember the Snowpocalypse? And then the Polar Vortex of 2014? These two? Lol.

November 8, 2017
2:18 pm
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AWalkInTheSnark
Cat
Meows: 41
Snarking Since:
September 28, 2016

ernst meowed

Mistress Of All Evil meowed

somethingSPECTACLE meowed

Mate Shiny Pants meowed
God forbid Emily not let her followers know she is up early with her child. This mornings edition: a black screen with the time (5:37 AM) in large font front and center. Idk why this bothers me so much.

This made me smile about not having kids yet. And i'm 35. What a death sentence! Karma's a b***h, Em! catfightsmiley-laughing004

drinkhigh-fiveoregonian_winesmiley CHEERS! She makes me not want motherhood at all ever. 

Motherhood is really not as bad as she makes it seem. Yeah, getting up at 5:30 sucks, but a ton of childless people do that anyway. I don't know what she's complaining about. She has it so easy compared to many others, parents or not.

Exactly. I'm 25 and childless and wake up at 5 AM every weekday and the latest my dog will let me sleep in on the weekends is like 6:15. I'm used to it by now. She has complete control over her work hours and has a supportive husband to share the responsibility with. It would be great if she could go a day without complaining. It's so offputting. 

November 8, 2017
2:22 pm
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lurker_no_more
Cat
Meows: 25
Snarking Since:
April 20, 2017

im pretty sure that cuppy has said that she wakes up early and alina in her rants used to say that she would start getting nonstop texts/emails when emily would wake up at 6:30 everyday. plus cuppy always goes on and on about how early her date nights and girls night dinners out are. so what gives? seems like she gets enough sleep on average that waking up early shouldn't matter PLUS if she already wakes up early what is the big deal? that she has to wake for someone else (sloan) and not herself? it's so weird. and really difficult to keep up with all her contradictions

 

i also don't understand how her outfits in her "fashun" posts all have something off. like there is always some that blatantly doesn't fit with the outfit and not in a cool way. they always leaving me wondering – where the ef are you wearing that look??

November 8, 2017
2:23 pm
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jorts
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2017
Snarking Since:
April 30, 2015

Well, from what I've seen, motherhood is awful for selfish narcissists, so it makes sense she wouldn't enjoy it.

November 8, 2017
2:27 pm
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Seriously13
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 396
Snarking Since:
August 16, 2015

I am sympathetic to the whole sleepless-mom-with-a-toddler plight.

 

But it is hard to feel sorry for someone who complains that she is up by 5-5:30 am with the toddler, has the time to loaf around with said toddler through both first and second breakfasts, and then posts an IG story at 5 pm where she is already in her PJs taking off her makeup. sfun_nopity

November 8, 2017
2:51 pm
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some of you have asked
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1086
Snarking Since:
May 16, 2016

What gets me with her constant whining is that last year, she posted the now-classic Reverse Vampire Coffee Talk:

https://cupcakesandcashmere.com/series-stories/coffee-talk-our-most-productive-hours

Which is it, Emily?  Are you a weirdo who wanted to call your friends at the crack of dawn on Saturdays, or are you a night owl who hates getting up before 8?





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