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Jessica Quirk / Stars and Field / What I Wore
October 19, 2017
1:14 pm
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Feline Porklord
Meows: 1213
Snarking Since:
June 28, 2013

It’s the Pendleton jacket! She obsessed over it and watched the end of the driveway for the mailman to arrive. IIRC, it was her perfect, once in a lifetime, “investment piece” of a jacket that we rarely saw again. I’m glad she still has it, though a little uh that she spent hundreds on a wool coat that she only wears on an annual camping trip.

October 19, 2017
1:30 pm
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Slice of Costco Cheesecake
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 551
Snarking Since:
September 2, 2016

My. GOD. She is like a completely different person. It is startling! I mean, all us moms probably don't nearly as cute or put together every day like we did before kids – but she seriously looked so much happier. If looking at old pictures of herself makes her sad then either stop looking at them or do something about it! Change your hair! That alone would be the single most impactful thing she could do to boost her self esteem. Why does she not see that? It NEEDS to be dark and have an actual shape/style. I get depressed FOR her looking at those pictures others-221

October 19, 2017
1:53 pm
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just stahp
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 726
Snarking Since:
March 29, 2016

She wears her pendleton jacket for CAMPING?  Of all the times to wear something rugged or outdoorish – a camo fatigue olive jacket (she has them), a puffer vest …. ANYTHING other than a beautiful expensive coat that doesn't even fit anymore? (no way that closes!) 

And the untied duck boots. Sure. There's no way she schlopped around in those untied like that. She had to have slipped those on just for the pic. She looks like if she takes a step, her foot will slide out and precious BeaBea is going to go flying into the lake they are so loose.

October 19, 2017
2:12 pm
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suuuper cute
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 223
Snarking Since:
December 22, 2016

Her hair!

October 19, 2017
2:26 pm
lobbywaffles
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3691
Snarking Since:
September 3, 2008

Mild white knighting ahead…

I'm really starting to think she's got a very cute figure now. Whether she can see it or not, her baby weight has started melting a bit and frankly I'd kill for her slim upper arms and legs. She just needs to let those chunky jumpers and coats die in a campfire already. Some light cashmere v-neck sweaters would look really good on her I think, and she could layer collar shirts or camis under them. They would be warm without adding so much bulk. She could buy a dozen in various colors and be set for years because they last forever and never go out of style.

I feel her pain trying to dress around giant tityas because it can seem like everything you put on hangs in a way that makes you look dumpy. But there ARE better options than 'Jessica Fletcher Going Fishing With Seth Hazlitt' or whatever character this look is supposed to be. 

October 19, 2017
2:32 pm
lobbywaffles
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3691
Snarking Since:
September 3, 2008

just stahp meowed 
And the untied duck boots. Sure. There's no way she schlopped around in those untied like that. She had to have slipped those on just for the pic. She looks like if she takes a step, her foot will slide out and precious BeaBea is going to go flying into the lake they are so loose.

I actually sold my bean regular duck boots and got the Lounger ones.* They are so easy to slip on and off and I don't have to deal with laces at all. I feel like they would be great for a mom of two kids as an alternative to the regular ducks.

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October 19, 2017
2:36 pm
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Case of the Sadz
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 542
Snarking Since:
June 26, 2012

She dresses in such an unflattering manner. I get she's camping and figure flattery is probably not at the top of her list – but she needs to stop buying chunky white turtlenecks. Girl is pretty thin, but doesn't look it. We are the same height and I thought we were wearing about the same size until she posted those size 4 jeans a couple weeks ago. I wear a size 10, but swear I look thinner in pictures than she does. Size 4/6 was my skinny skinny days. 

It really bugs the crap out of me when she wears those boots undone. She brought me to GOMI years ago and I remember this coming up at some other point. She basically said she never ties her boots on these trips, so suck it haters. IDK or remember why. That style isn't really for fall are they? Maybe they have unlined ones that aren't as warm but they make no sense here and look just terrible and sloppy. 

Her hair! Gah. What has she done to that. If she did nothing she'd have so much more money and attractive hair. I wish my hair was as thick as hers is naturally. She'd have low maintenance style if she just grew it out and could put it up in a top knot. It's not high fashion but it's a cute realistic hairstyle for a new Mom. 

Her Mac charger woes are real though – just this morning my husband was sitting on ours trying to get it to charge. There was no crying or whining to the internet involved though. 

October 19, 2017
2:47 pm
lobbywaffles
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3691
Snarking Since:
September 3, 2008

Case of the Sadz meowed 
Her hair! Gah. What has she done to that. If she did nothing she'd have so much more money and attractive hair. I wish my hair was as thick as hers is naturally. She'd have low maintenance style if she just grew it out and could put it up in a top knot. It's not high fashion but it's a cute realistic hairstyle for a new Mom. 

I think her hair looked its best when it was that caramel brown color and just slightly below her shoulders with the longer sideswept bangs. I don't have time to dig up a pic but it was just so flattering imo. And I think she's someone who actually could pull off a messy bun, unlike me who just looks like I lost a fight with a blender whenever I do it.

Her Mac charger woes are real though – just this morning my husband was sitting on ours trying to get it to charge. There was no crying or whining to the internet involved though. 

For real. Apple's Macbook chargers are God's test of our patience. I gave up and started buying those RAVPower rapid chargers and have not had a battery tantrum since. Fully charged iphone and macbook in 20 minutes? Yes please.

October 19, 2017
11:50 pm
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ask me ab my butthole lips
Hamcat
Meows: 113
Snarking Since:
September 23, 2017

She is the strangest, most awkward person I’ve ever witnessed on IG. I feel like I need to cleanse myself after watching her videos. She’s just straight creepy with her facial expressions and haircut.

October 20, 2017
6:21 am
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future farmer
Feles Imperatrix
Meows: 16387
Snarking Since:
March 4, 2013

Is she in the mountains or something?  Is it that cold where she is "camping"?  I assume she's in Indiana but maybe I'm wrong.  I've been in shorts and a tank top all week, with a light jacket first thing in the morning.  I can't believe she's wearing that thick turtleneck sweater topped with what she says is her warmest coat, the Pendleton wool one. 

October 20, 2017
9:22 am
Westminster Crabby
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 329
Snarking Since:
July 16, 2014

I mean…..she just really, really, REALLY loves to stare at herself. uh

October 20, 2017
3:22 pm
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typos and all
Hamcat
Meows: 94
Snarking Since:
February 19, 2015

This goes back a bunch of pages, but I just don't think we can wish Messica were a blogger to follow for inspiration on being a mother of young children.It just isn’t her. And there are other bloggers who do that better. I kinda like my Messi egotistical and self-centered. Would snarking be as fun if she started hosting play dates and posting Felix crafts?

Also, her bean boots look dumb untied. I have the same ones, but Brown, so I have a soft spot for them. They just look so sloppy untied! And camping just provides another backdrop for her costumes and posing. So she probably only brought the omg Pendleton b/c she could pose with BeaBs in her buffalo plaid.

I also agree with the ham who said she should think about getting to a topknot. This hair is yuck.

October 22, 2017
9:54 am
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Pineapple McCrazy Eyes
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 323
Snarking Since:
December 12, 2014

Woof, that is some straight-up Toni Tenille hair going on there. It just keeps getting worse. The giant nose-eating sunglasses make it even weirder. I seriously have not seen anyone with that helmet hair since the 80s, and it was dated then!





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