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Stupid things fashion bloggers say
July 9, 2017
6:23 am
B**** brisket
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2393
Snarking Since:
August 24, 2015

Usually this blogger is a SOMI but some of her ridiculous phrases make me rolleyes

 

http://www.mademois-elle.com (too many references to dressing like a French girl and who doesn't want to be a French girl?drool)

 

Essentially, I’ve been making steps to get my wardrobe at that happy medium between feminine and masculine, to channel that effortless Parisian chic style (as isn’t that the kind of wardrobe we all dream about?).' 

No we don't

 

Though as I’ve tried to strike that healthy balance of femininity in my wardrobe and inject that Parisian nonchalance I’ve been craving

You've obviously never been to Paris

 

Personally, I consider myself to gravitate towards more feminine and classic pieces, with a side dish of quirkiness served up steaming hot. 

You're really not, you're pretty basic. Describing it as a dish steaming hot is also cringy

 

What other blogger phrases make you droolrolleyes? I can pick out quite a few

July 9, 2017
7:49 am
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Severus Snark
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3263
Snarking Since:
December 31, 2014

"Style evolving."

Nah b***h you're just moving on to a new trend. Quit trying to make fetch happen.

July 9, 2017
8:39 am
B**** brisket
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2393
Snarking Since:
August 24, 2015

Stop with the word 'lil.' Just no

July 9, 2017
9:05 am
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popcorn of colour
Cat
Meows: 38
Snarking Since:
March 2, 2016

Pop of colo(u)r

Classic with a twist

'This is going to be my go-to from now on!' – Said about every item in every post, and we never see the supposed go-to item ever again

July 9, 2017
1:33 pm
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Drama Llama
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 590
Snarking Since:
March 1, 2017

Anything fashion related mentioned as "curated" i.e curated closet, curated pieces, etc.

Being "obsessed" with literally everything.

July 9, 2017
2:52 pm
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this outfit is on repeat
Hamcat
Meows: 122
Snarking Since:
February 17, 2015

"Several of you have asked.." "I'm getting a lot of questions about…"

Literally no one asked and no you're not.

July 9, 2017
3:07 pm
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sassy betch
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 846
Snarking Since:
January 16, 2015

HeyMama meowed

"Several of you have asked.." "I'm getting a lot of questions about…"

Literally no one asked and no you're not.

cough *katey mcfarlan* cough

July 9, 2017
3:18 pm
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alice
Meows: 12467
Snarking Since:
September 3, 2008

HeyMama meowed
"Several of you have asked.." "I'm getting a lot of questions about…"

Literally no one asked and no you're not.

roflroflrofl

That one is my very favorite and I say it sometimes on instagram just to annoy people. 

July 9, 2017
4:08 pm
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leggingsarenotpants
Hamcat
Meows: 152
Snarking Since:
December 6, 2016

I "adore" this red dress/the sun/this pair/whatever. Geez. Just say you like it or you enjoy it like a normal human.

July 9, 2017
5:43 pm
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midwestblondenobody
Hamcat
Meows: 169
Snarking Since:
April 26, 2016

"This is perfect for date night! / Date night outfit!/ The ruffle makes it cute and flirty for date night" just anything about date night. Your man doesn't give two $hits about what you're wearing, I know mine doesn't! Plus he's prob mad you're gonna be late for your date at Cheesecake Factory with the stage makeup you piled on.

 

Also, the sales. Mention a sale once or twice, cool, I may not have known and might check it out. But then shut up!! They are all so repetitive, especially when it's huge like Nordstrom's. Lord help us all soon.

July 9, 2017
10:50 pm
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injected lips and photoshopped hips
Hamcat
Meows: 179
Snarking Since:
May 20, 2017

sassy betch meowed

HeyMama meowed

"Several of you have asked.." "I'm getting a lot of questions about…"

Literally no one asked and no you're not.

cough *katey mcfarlan* cough

Almost spit my drink out, she is the worst about saying this!!
roflroflrofl

July 9, 2017
11:28 pm
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Heather Chandler
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1080
Snarking Since:
March 24, 2013

Saying a piece is "under $" … but the number is always random. 

"Check out my top, it's under $43 right now!"

b****, whatever.

July 10, 2017
6:25 am
B**** brisket
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2393
Snarking Since:
August 24, 2015

'I've said it before and I'll say it again' the blogger I first used says this as well. We get it. You like it





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