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Inspiralized
October 5, 2017
5:40 pm
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DeathValleyMermaids
Hamcat
Meows: 99
Snarking Since:
May 20, 2017

She is so predictable, with the hospital panties shot and humble bragging "And this is the heaviest/untoned I’ve been in years!" sfun_blahblah Who wants to bet she sneaks over to the gym by week 3 or 4 ? 

October 11, 2017
12:30 pm
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madlibs
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 251
Snarking Since:
October 2, 2012

She’s totally going to sneak to the gym, either that or take the baby on super long walks all day.

I like how she brags that she “somehow” managed to get the baby out of the house to go for a walk, then the next IG story she’s saying how the baby has literally slept all day. Well Alli, I guess that’s how you “somehow” managed to get out for a walk!
(I’m not snarking her on walking with the baby, I can just see her eventually going on super long walks/walking all day with him until her 6 weeks is up)

October 11, 2017
12:58 pm
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Snarknado
Cat
Meows: 41
Snarking Since:
August 31, 2017

She is sad her mom is leaving and it's her first day alone with the baby.

Poor Ali, her two week long free around the clock nanny is leaving and now she must fend for herself (Like 99% of other moms in the world)

What a spoiled priveleged life she leads. rolleyes

October 11, 2017
7:45 pm
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Luv2Hate
Cat
Meows: 47
Snarking Since:
March 15, 2017

Now that her mom is gone I'm predicting a steady increase in the number of IG posts/stories. And agreed that she'll be going on a lot of long walks as a way to sneak in exercise before shells approved to hit the gym.

Why does having a baby mean they've got to get rid of Bart the cactus? She'll claiming that bc of Luca they've got to say goodbye to Bart soon… I know they joked about Bart being their trial baby but….

October 12, 2017
1:06 pm
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BethAnne
Hamcat
Meows: 153
Snarking Since:
April 30, 2013

Luv2Hate meowed
Now that her mom is gone I'm predicting a steady increase in the number of IG posts/stories. And agreed that she'll be going on a lot of long walks as a way to sneak in exercise before shells approved to hit the gym.

Why does having a baby mean they've got to get rid of Bart the cactus? She'll claiming that bc of Luca they've got to say goodbye to Bart soon… I know they joked about Bart being their trial baby but….

I feel like we'll see less of her now that her mom is gone. Reality is going to set in. She can't time block a newborn's nap and has no one to pass the baby off to when she needs her own time. I bet they'll get a nanny or mother's helper fairly quickly, and then she'll go back to her 'share everything, boomerang herself walking down the street' ways. 

I was confused about the cactus thing too.

October 12, 2017
1:31 pm
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madlibs
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 251
Snarking Since:
October 2, 2012

Hah, she’s already started. Now she’s mentioning how she won’t get to eat lunch because the baby is only napping on her. I really wish IG would revoke her boomerang privileges. How many times do we need to see her pucker her mouth, walk across the street, rock the baby, bounce the baby on the exercise ball on boomerang? It’s just dumb.

October 12, 2017
5:27 pm
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BethAnne
Hamcat
Meows: 153
Snarking Since:
April 30, 2013

I spoke too soon. There's a boomerang of her walking.

October 12, 2017
11:22 pm
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fancy sauce
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 544
Snarking Since:
May 16, 2014

madlibs meowed

Hah, she’s already started. Now she’s mentioning how she won’t get to eat lunch because the baby is only napping on her. I really wish IG would revoke her boomerang privileges. How many times do we need to see her pucker her mouth, walk across the street, rock the baby, bounce the baby on the exercise ball on boomerang? It’s just dumb.

Sorry but I always ate with my son in the ergo…..just prepare and eat food while wearing the baby. It's not hard….Unless you want an excuse not to eat…? confused

October 13, 2017
7:53 pm
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DeathValleyMermaids
Hamcat
Meows: 99
Snarking Since:
May 20, 2017

After reading Ali's comments about her mom & also the lactation consultant, I feel an essay coming soon: "A mama blogger friend told me there was no shame in hiring a nanny. She said 'hon, you need Ali time to pamper yourself. You hit the gym. Hire a nanny. I did & it makes me a better mom!' I didn't want to share that at first, because everyone was rooting for me to fail. So I did everything myself at first & started to burn out trying to be a perfect mom." 

October 16, 2017
10:54 am
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Luv2Hate
Cat
Meows: 47
Snarking Since:
March 15, 2017

Okay, in a nutshell, here's what drives me crazy about Ali…

Less than a day ago she posted on IG stories that they had their first sleepless night. They weren't sure why Luca was gassy and she asked for tips. That was Sunday morning.

This morning she has a new story up about how last night went really well. Yay. Good for them. That's great. But she's already polling people to see if they'd be interested in a blog post about dealing with a gassy baby. Just the fact that she's even thinking about a blog post on the subject annoys me.

Ali, you've had literally ONE SINGLE experience with this. (Not to mention you've been home alone with your baby for less than one week so far.) Why do you think you're an expert? And why are people voting 'yes' to the blog post idea in her stupid poll?!?! They're dumb too. Grr!angry

October 16, 2017
11:31 am
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BethAnne
Hamcat
Meows: 153
Snarking Since:
April 30, 2013

^ Yesssss. I was coming on to say the same exact thing. One good experience and she thinks that she's an expert. Not surprising since she thinks that she's an expert on everything, but still irritating. The self-centeredness of that woman is truly astounding. 

October 16, 2017
11:59 am
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Luv2Hate
Cat
Meows: 47
Snarking Since:
March 15, 2017

And omg guys!!! Did you see the super innovative idea she has about the way to use BIBS?!? If your baby is spitting up a lot and you're sick of changing his outfit every other hour just put a bib on him! GENIUS! She is SO smart! Can't wait to see the blog post she writes about that one!!

October 16, 2017
4:48 pm
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BethAnne
Hamcat
Meows: 153
Snarking Since:
April 30, 2013

"Lu and I have found our groove together as parents…"

Girl, it has been three weeks. And you had nearly round-the-clock help for more than two of those weeks. Warning: there are trials and tribulations ahead.





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