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Inspiralized
November 13, 2017
1:42 pm
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Asshole Parthenon
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 612
Snarking Since:
August 9, 2016

squee meowed

Asshole Parthenon meowed 

Wealthy enough that some guy with a bad plan kidnapped her mother in an attempt to collect ransom.

jaw-dropping Need more info!

Google Ali’s last name and kidnapping. Articles about the initial incident and follow ups about his hospital escape and sentencing.

November 13, 2017
2:50 pm
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hamem
Hamcat
Meows: 61
Snarking Since:
July 26, 2017

Asshole Parthenon meowed

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Asshole Parthenon meowed 

Wealthy enough that some guy with a bad plan kidnapped her mother in an attempt to collect ransom.

jaw-dropping Need more info!

Google Ali’s last name and kidnapping. Articles about the initial incident and follow ups about his hospital escape and sentencing.

That's crazy! One of the news articles said she has 3 kids. So who is the 3rd?

November 13, 2017
4:16 pm
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That Napping Nitwit
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1929
Snarking Since:
March 17, 2014

BethAnne meowed

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Based on her IG story from this morning, fatherhood has taken a toll on Lu. Yikes.

It's probably a combination of new fatherhood and being married to Ali. That'll do a number on you.

He’s probably exhausted – she makes him bop around ALL day bouncing while wearing the baby so she can film stupid IG stories and boomerangs. Because yesterday’s story and the identical one from last week are not the same as today’s.

In other news I’m really surprised she waited 7 weeks to do his “newborn photo shoot”. He no longer has that squishy little lima bean look that newborns have.

The baby is cute and his facial expressions crack me up – he is always giving her side-eye or a WTF look.

November 13, 2017
6:25 pm
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Milkfat Allergy
Hamprince of Meowtonia
Meows: 5411
Snarking Since:
June 9, 2013

That Napping Nitwit meowed

BethAnne meowed

hamem meowed
Based on her IG story from this morning, fatherhood has taken a toll on Lu. Yikes.

It's probably a combination of new fatherhood and being married to Ali. That'll do a number on you.

He’s probably exhausted – she makes him bop around ALL day bouncing while wearing the baby so she can film stupid IG stories and boomerangs. Because yesterday’s story and the identical one from last week are not the same as today’s.

In other news I’m really surprised she waited 7 weeks to do his “newborn photo shoot”. He no longer has that squishy little lima bean look that newborns have.

The baby is cute and his facial expressions crack me up – he is always giving her side-eye or a WTF look.

Am I misremembering or did Ali did photos right when they came home from the hospital?

November 13, 2017
6:50 pm
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DeathValleyMermaids
Hamcat
Meows: 99
Snarking Since:
May 20, 2017

Somehow I missed the fact that her "mean ferry man" story had ended up in Cosmo within two days of it happening. Did she have them on speed dial ? smiley-laughing004

 

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a12025702/dont-tell-pregnant-women-to-lose-weight/

 

http://popculture.com/trending/2017/08/17/pregnant-body-shamed-ali-maffucci/

November 13, 2017
10:51 pm
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That Napping Nitwit
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1929
Snarking Since:
March 17, 2014

Milkfat Allergy meowed

That Napping Nitwit meowed

BethAnne meowed

hamem meowed
Based on her IG story from this morning, fatherhood has taken a toll on Lu. Yikes.

It's probably a combination of new fatherhood and being married to Ali. That'll do a number on you.

He’s probably exhausted – she makes him bop around ALL day bouncing while wearing the baby so she can film stupid IG stories and boomerangs. Because yesterday’s story and the identical one from last week are not the same as today’s.

In other news I’m really surprised she waited 7 weeks to do his “newborn photo shoot”. He no longer has that squishy little lima bean look that newborns have.

The baby is cute and his facial expressions crack me up – he is always giving her side-eye or a WTF look.

Am I misremembering or did Ali did photos right when they came home from the hospital?

On her stories showing the photo shoot yesterday she said that “finally” they were getting around to having a “new born photo shoot”.

November 14, 2017
7:33 am
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Milkfat Allergy
Hamprince of Meowtonia
Meows: 5411
Snarking Since:
June 9, 2013

Yes I know but I thought Ali had a photographer come a few days after they came home from the hospital to take photos. I just went back and looked and it looks like I was wrong. Secondly it looks like Ali cleaned up her Inspiralized IG page and it’s mostly food now.

November 14, 2017
1:08 pm
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Dust Fairy
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1342
Snarking Since:
April 23, 2013

She always talks about her kid having poopsploshions…maybe she needs to switch to grocery store people diapers!

November 14, 2017
9:38 pm
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BethAnne
Hamcat
Meows: 153
Snarking Since:
April 30, 2013

Who doesn't know how to eat those chocolate oranges??? Those give me such happy, delicious flashbacks to my childhood. 

Ali, maybe figure out what a product is before you shill it. People aren't sending you free shit for nothing.

November 15, 2017
5:28 am
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GomiGomiGone
Cat
Meows: 13
Snarking Since:
September 9, 2014

I’m really sorry if this is a cultural thing but how did they not know what a hot water bottle was?!?! We use them here in the UK all the time so I was in shock when she called it a rubber flask and was being serious!!

November 15, 2017
10:38 am
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1234ABC
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 389
Snarking Since:
February 23, 2014

GomiGomiGone meowed

I’m really sorry if this is a cultural thing but how did they not know what a hot water bottle was?!?! We use them here in the UK all the time so I was in shock when she called it a rubber flask and was being serious!!

I’ve never used one but I knew what it was…. they sounded like entitled jerks in those stories!

I cannot believe she is already drilling that baby with flash cards, so stupid! Yes the black and white is good for their development. She’s just so pretentious and sanctimommy!

November 15, 2017
12:13 pm
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Glock + Spiel
Hamcat
Meows: 154
Snarking Since:
January 31, 2017

1234ABC meowed

GomiGomiGone meowed

I’m really sorry if this is a cultural thing but how did they not know what a hot water bottle was?!?! We use them here in the UK all the time so I was in shock when she called it a rubber flask and was being serious!!

I’ve never used one but I knew what it was…. they sounded like entitled jerks in those stories!

I cannot believe she is already drilling that baby with flash cards, so stupid! Yes the black and white is good for their development. She’s just so pretentious and sanctimommy!

Oh, not a cultural thing…I'd say most Americans know what a hot water bottle looks like.  Though I would love to see a boomerang of her drinking out of one on a run or something…smiley-laughing004smiley-laughing004

November 15, 2017
12:18 pm
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Several of you asked
Cat
Meows: 38
Snarking Since:
February 24, 2017

The flash cards crack me up.





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