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Asheton Brown/Smasheton
December 20, 2016
5:26 am
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Did anyone see her Instagram Stories posts the other day, about how she isn't going to change and bullies shouldn't judge (or something, I only watched it once and it was late). Quite the little strop for someone whose thread is only 2 pages long. 

December 20, 2016
11:43 am
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the_recluse
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 370
Snarking Since:
February 9, 2016

Missed that story. The ones who have very few pages (and typically tame snark..) always get the most butthurt and make a big deal out of GOMI
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THAT VOICE. How does an adult actually talk like that?! How does ANYONE take her seriously, especially clients?
Reeks of immaturity and insecurity to me…
idontknow

December 20, 2016
12:46 pm
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Long Recap Post
Cat
Meows: 13
Snarking Since:
June 23, 2016

I'm sorry, but she ACTUALLY says BWEAKFAST in her most recent snap. Props to her for running and actually being a fitness junkie who has some knowledge of what they are doing when it comes to excercise, but BWEAKFAST? That baby speak is enough to drive anyone around her insane, is she talking to a 2 year old? No. Then speak like an adult drool

December 21, 2016
7:12 pm
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Pajama Jeans
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 421
Snarking Since:
October 4, 2016

Honestly it looks like a cyst. That's what I thought. Many people have non-cancerous fatty cyst that you can't drain, you have to cut out. I'm sure she doesn't want a scar on the middle of her forehead.

December 21, 2016
7:41 pm
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Two-Timing Piano Douche
Cat
Meows: 40
Snarking Since:
April 15, 2016

Discovered the gem that is Smasheton through the Taralynn snark. Checked out her Instagram, didn't seem too bad. Added her on Snapchat to see what this chick was about and HOLY mother of god I could only take 5 seconds of that baby talk before I unfollowed. So f**king strange. dead

December 21, 2016
9:16 pm
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sara.bellum
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 855
Snarking Since:
November 6, 2012

I am SO excited to see this thread (don't know how I missed it til now).

I KNOW HER! I actually know her through (my) work but no one really knows what she does, or how she makes money. Even IRL she is often alluding to her partners/backers/friends without going into specifics – which is a little weird when she's also trying to get your buy in on a project. (And yes, the bump is baffling. And I believe she has people take the selfies.)

My top Smasheton story – I bumped into her at a pre-opening event thing (also there: PeanutButter Runner). And I do mean "bumped into" – she appeared inches from me. Trying to make small talk, I asked if she was going to blog at the event and she blurted out "I'm not obligated to!!" Um, okay? The marketing people responsible for the event were SUPER THRILLED when I passed this on. I mean, who says that? 

December 22, 2016
11:09 am
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Two-Timing Piano Douche
Cat
Meows: 40
Snarking Since:
April 15, 2016

sara.bellum meowed
I am SO excited to see this thread (don't know how I missed it til now).

I KNOW HER! I actually know her through (my) work but no one really knows what she does, or how she makes money. Even IRL she is often alluding to her partners/backers/friends without going into specifics – which is a little weird when she's also trying to get your buy in on a project. (And yes, the bump is baffling. And I believe she has people take the selfies.)

My top Smasheton story – I bumped into her at a pre-opening event thing (also there: PeanutButter Runner). And I do mean "bumped into" – she appeared inches from me. Trying to make small talk, I asked if she was going to blog at the event and she blurted out "I'm not obligated to!!" Um, okay? The marketing people responsible for the event were SUPER THRILLED when I passed this on. I mean, who says that? 

 

Interesting! Like she works with you or you just see her often with events and stuff? 

December 30, 2016
8:40 pm
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stay at home dog mom
Hamcat
Meows: 92
Snarking Since:
August 10, 2016

I don't understand why she snapchats herself lip-syncing everyday. NOBODY CARES!

January 5, 2017
2:37 pm
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Clawsome
Cat
Meows: 24
Snarking Since:
July 6, 2014

Her Vooooooice.  If she talks to people in real life the same way she talks to herself on snapchat, I don't know how anyone can stand her.  She is super fit, but that voice.  And those snaps of her singing in her car. She comes off so full of herself. 

drool

January 5, 2017
2:48 pm
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My son is cheating on my wife with me now what
Hamcat
Meows: 94
Snarking Since:
August 29, 2013

I live for her lip syncing snaps. She never seems to know the words, is always pulling her ponytail to the side of her face to put *SIMBA* on display, and you can just tell she thinks she is the MOST ADORABLE.

In one of her most recent snaps, she goes on and on about being super hungry, how her "metabolism is on crack," (which yeah, when you go HAM with the workouts, le duh).  Then she says something about how "Every time I buy groceries, I just go through them." That's how groceries work, dipshit.

January 5, 2017
3:09 pm
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Snark Crackle Pop
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1019
Snarking Since:
October 28, 2013

I can't imaging hiring someone who says "hungwy" and considers themselves a unicorn cartoon character for a professional speaking gig. 

January 5, 2017
7:34 pm
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Foam cartridge sensor pump
Hamcat
Meows: 154
Snarking Since:
August 3, 2016

I'm pretty sure the only things she talked about today (in her whiny baby voice) were how she's a bottomless pit for food and not being able to nap during the day after getting up at 5:00 AM. Um, at least you have the option to nap. Most adults with full time jobs wake up at that time to work out and then they work until evening.

Also, I also laugh every time at how bad she is at lip syncing, but I get pretty annoyed when she does it while driving – stop admiring yourself and pay attention to the road.

January 6, 2017
5:41 am
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southern side pieces
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 660
Snarking Since:
July 8, 2016

Oh my god, her constant shoving her hair in her face is almost as annoying as everything that comes out of her mouth.

Does she have any friends in real life? Her Instagram feed is so sad. I get it, you're an athlete and a narcissist but, damn, even Olympic athletes post themselves doing OTHER THINGS.





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