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mermaidfitjess / Operation Skinny Jeans
January 4, 2017
10:08 am
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Skinny Dorito Taco Bake
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1225
Snarking Since:
October 18, 2013

obviously an expert meowed
its probably in this thread somewhere, but what does her husband do?  they seem to have plenty of disposable income and they live near Denver, which isn't cheap (im from CO).  She certainly eats well. 

 

I can't imagine shes making any more than what covers her shakeo and newest program from beachbody habit from being a coach. 

I looked it up a long time ago, and IIRC, he does something along the lines of title research for a mortgage company. I can't imagine he makes a ton of money. Also, I think Jess still has a side gig doing PT data entry from home or something.

All of the MLM shillers like to brag about how their "business" allows them to stay at home with their kids, but I would bet one million doll hairs that you're absolutely right – she makes just enough to cover her own habit (and maybe even enough to pay for all of those empty planners).

January 4, 2017
11:50 am
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nonamesplease
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1151
Snarking Since:
September 21, 2013

I've said this before, but my guess is they spend 100% (or more) of what they earn.  She's mentioned in the past using Dave Ramsey to pay off debt, and when she brings it up again from time to time she always seems to word things strangely–like she wants you to believe she's debt free, but she can't quite come out and say it…probably because it's not true. 

 

It's pretty obvious from her failure at weight loss that delayed gratification is not a concept she's good at.  I doubt they have much, if any, money in savings for things like retirement or even the possibility of Andy losing his job.

 

IIRC, the area she lives in near Denver is also less desirable/less expensive.

January 4, 2017
12:36 pm
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No Harm No Fowl
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 609
Snarking Since:
October 9, 2014

Yes, didn't she use a portion of her student loans to pay for her wedding? And then she was like three credits shy of her graduation requirements, and she never bothered to complete them, so she doesn't even have a degree after all that work?

She doesn't strike me as the most financially (or otherwise) savvy person.

January 4, 2017
12:39 pm
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Snickerdoodling the facts
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 508
Snarking Since:
July 12, 2012

Yeah, she "works" from home so they are saving a ton on childcare. Dollars to doughnuts she quit her office job because she/they didn't make enough to break even after daycare. No snark on that. But beyond that I doubt they have a lot left over at the end of the month given how much they shop and the costs of owning a home. Especially since she gets a discount but still has to buy all the Crapology and Beachbody subscription fitness channel, DVDs, etc. to maintain her delusion of being a health coach.

January 4, 2017
12:46 pm
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Skinny Dorito Taco Bake
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1225
Snarking Since:
October 18, 2013

nonamesplease meowed

I've said this before, but my guess is they spend 100% (or more) of what they earn.  She's mentioned in the past using Dave Ramsey to pay off debt, and when she brings it up again from time to time she always seems to word things strangely–like she wants you to believe she's debt free, but she can't quite come out and say it…probably because it's not true. 

 

It's pretty obvious from her failure at weight loss that delayed gratification is not a concept she's good at.  I doubt they have much, if any, money in savings for things like retirement or even the possibility of Andy losing his job.

 

IIRC, the area she lives in near Denver is also less desirable/less expensive.

Her bragging about paying off debt probably follows the same guidelines as her bragging about weight loss. Every time she pays of a credit card, she screams it from the rooftops. She doesn't mention that it's the 5th time she'd paid off that particular card this year.

January 4, 2017
8:16 pm
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nana in a maxi dress
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 684
Snarking Since:
July 8, 2016

Busiest mom ever penciled in a 2 hour nap in her black whole of empty planners.

January 4, 2017
11:30 pm
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Devout Jesus jumper
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 993
Snarking Since:
September 24, 2016

Pinterest inspired Sonic cup meowed
Busiest mom ever penciled in a 2 hour nap in her black whole of empty planners.

Yes, because us moms are so burdened with only being able to take 2 hour naps daily instead of the 4 hours we would normally get.  I haven't had a 2 hour nap in 6 yrs. 

January 5, 2017
12:08 am
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Butthole Bellybutton

who had time for f**king naps?  I cannot deal with her. She's on the whole 30 and acting like she's starving to death when you know every meal is chased with a shakeo.  I felt bloated on the whole 30.  No calorie counting?  Fruit? Bloat. 

January 5, 2017
8:32 am
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IdontsweatIsnarkle
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1497
Snarking Since:
November 3, 2014

Why is she so exhausted? I thought the Whole 30 was going to solve all her health issues. Any bets she is back on caffeine now?

After being up with a sick kid all night and then having to get up and get other kids ready for school I'm sure I will be dragging today. But I won't be taking a nap.

January 5, 2017
11:01 am
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Victorian Sex Orgy
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1118
Snarking Since:
May 31, 2014

That two hour nap could have been all night. But alas, being a mom and having responsibilities. 

That's a quote from her IG.

 

I mean, seriously. Alas, indeed, that your nap wasn't longer. It just rings so hollow for those of us who can't even imagine having time for something like a nap. 

January 5, 2017
11:41 am
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Hot Lumpy Mess in a Tutu
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2146
Snarking Since:
January 26, 2013

She could have gotten in a decent workout and cleaned her house with that two hours.

January 5, 2017
12:17 pm
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Ranch Scented Coffee Farts
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1472
Snarking Since:
May 7, 2013

A 2 hour nap?! She should be grateful! I have three kittens and haven't had a 2 hour nap in years! Not complaining, I chose this life, but cmon…. she has no idea how good she has it. We've had a stomach virus blow through our house this week, myself included. No naps when you have to take care of three barfing kids.

January 5, 2017
12:29 pm
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No Harm No Fowl
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 609
Snarking Since:
October 9, 2014

chair

I'm a SAHM and I take a nap with my kitten everyday.

Granted, I don't go on IG and lament I can't sleep all day 'cause of mom responsibilities. (And really, if I didn't have my kid, I'd be working full time and wouldn't be able to nap anyway…) And I still have time to cook dinner, clean my house and work out.





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