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mermaidfitjess / Operation Skinny Jeans
January 11, 2017
9:26 pm
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4 Year Plateau
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 204
Snarking Since:
September 5, 2014

If you don't want your child to dump a bowl of cereal on the carpet, try feeding her in the Kitchen. And yes, MAJOR side eye to her refusal of the sweetened Almond milk, but frosted flakes are thumbsup

 (35grams of sugar in 100g of frosted flakes Vs 7grams of sugar in a cup of Almond milk)

 

I also could not tell which video was supposed to show improvement. The only difference I saw was that one outfit was slightly less flattering than the other, but I don't think that's what she was flaunting (case and point, her new flabletics outfit that utilized its spandex content to the max) 

 

I have such second hand embarrassment for this girl.  That "snack" was EASILY 500 calories. And to post it as an omgsohealthy brag pic?!? idontknow

 

Her posts in the dietbet are BRUTAL. Giving all the "tips" for success (hint: it includes overpriced and underutilized dayplanners)   Today she posted about how she "loves" weigh in Wednesday because it's not near the weekend…  

January 11, 2017
10:23 pm
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nana in a maxi dress
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 684
Snarking Since:
July 8, 2016

New username, thanks 4 Year Plateaudancinglemon

January 12, 2017
7:18 am
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World's Most Pretentious Salad
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 246
Snarking Since:
March 5, 2014

I also questioned BSJ watching as much television as she does. At one point, Jess made some comment on Facebook about her daughter's favorite movie winning an Oscar or something. How can a child who isn't even 18 months have a favorite movie? My kitten is about a month old than BSJ. She gets to watch 20 minutes in the morning and 20 minutes before bed, and I feel almost guilty about that since she is so young. And, she rarely sits still longer than 10 minutes during that time. It seems Jess uses her "mom status" as an excuse to be lazy.

January 13, 2017
1:12 am
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GoodbyeHello
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 943
Snarking Since:
March 1, 2014

Yes Jess, we know you don't give a f*ck, but you're not subtle about it at all. Your weight, home decor, tidiness, fashion, are just a few of the things we know you don't give a f*ck about.

January 13, 2017
1:24 am
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Devout Jesus jumper
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 993
Snarking Since:
September 24, 2016

baby skinny jeans has the attention span of about 10 mins on a good day.  I think Jess likes to watch kids movies and blames it on bsj.  There is no need to have a tv on during the day or night for a year old baby.  Get on the floor, play with your kid, go for walks, go to museum, go freaking outside.  That's mom life.  You know, parenting? 

January 13, 2017
4:20 pm
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Cookie Butter
Hamcat
Meows: 174
Snarking Since:
September 11, 2012

Yikes, have you guys seen her latest FB post? She wants to lose 100 lbs in 4 months. Good luck with that Jess uh Not gonna happen when a "snack" is shakeo AND and apple AND almond butter. 

January 13, 2017
4:43 pm
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4 Year Plateau
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 204
Snarking Since:
September 5, 2014

Cookie Butter meowed
Yikes, have you guys seen her latest FB post? She wants to lose 100 lbs in 4 months. Good luck with that Jess uh Not gonna happen when a "snack" is shakeo AND and apple AND almond butter. 

She's using it as her "total" from her highest weight.  Considering it's taken her over 3 years to lose the first 45…  Sprint to the finish Jess?  Just 55 to go!popcorn

My favourite is that she set this goal a few weeks ago, and already admitted to the world that she skipped her workout on at LEAST 10 days thus far in 2017.  OUT OF 13.   Much inspiring. Such commitment. Good luck OSJ…. 

January 13, 2017
6:03 pm
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Cookie Butter
Hamcat
Meows: 174
Snarking Since:
September 11, 2012

Yes sorry I realized my mistake after posting it. But yeah either way, it's still a ton to lose in 4 months, especially for Jess who keeps on losing and gaining the same 5 pounds.

January 14, 2017
11:33 am
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Devout Jesus jumper
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 993
Snarking Since:
September 24, 2016

anyone want to start a pool? I will bet my pay check Jess doesn't lose more than an additional 20 lbs in 4 mos and that is being mega super crazy optimistic. 

January 14, 2017
12:13 pm
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IdontsweatIsnarkle
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1497
Snarking Since:
November 3, 2014

Cookie Butter meowed

Yikes, have you guys seen her latest FB post? She wants to lose 100 lbs in 4 months. Good luck with that Jess uh Not gonna happen when a "snack" is shakeo AND and apple AND almond butter. 

The thing is she is doing a "prep" week and then starting a challenge Jan 23rd. Their trip is late April. That is THREE months. I get having lofty goals, but that is just stupid. Not a healthy way to lose weight, Jess.

January 14, 2017
12:27 pm
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Avenging Animal
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2311
Snarking Since:
July 18, 2013

Did she let her kid eat the frosted flakes after they had been dumped on her "hot mess" floor?   Knowing how gross they are, I'm sure that shit brown carpet hasn't been vacuumed or cleaned for days or even weeks. All I can think of is dog, dirty shoes, whatever, on that carpet…  uh

Not a mom here, but isn't it to be expected that your toddler will dump her food on the floor?  Wouldn't you put down a sheet or something in case she does?  Not only to protect the carpet but also to protect the child if she eats the food after it's been dumped? 

No, Jess takes a photo. 

January 16, 2017
7:08 am
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Justin Sleever
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 357
Snarking Since:
February 26, 2014

I was looking at her post about the blueberry banana Shakeo drink and she states to a follower that she's not sure of the calories in the drink because she doesn't count calories?? Why the hell not? She does say what's in the Shakeo drink she made, which adds up to about 450(!!!) calories so I'd love to know what meal she's counting this as or if she's counting it as a "snack."

If she's drinking a calorie bomb snack every day, I'm not really scratching my head about why she's not able to lose weight.

January 16, 2017
7:25 am
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Our Lady of Perpetual Stupidity
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 728
Snarking Since:
December 7, 2012

So is she still doing Whole30ish? Or has she abandoned that already in lieu of The Next Big Thing That Will Help Her Lose Weight? I know zilch about Whole30 but from what you hams have posted, blueberries and bananas and coconut milk all have too much sugar to be "approved".
Jess, take your own advice and stop spending the majority of your life planning and just start DOING. Plans are awesome, but unless there's actual follow-through nothing will ever change.





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