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Simply Taralynn / Undressed Skeleton / Taralynn McNitt
January 10, 2017
4:53 pm
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Garlic Powder
Hamcat
Meows: 69
Snarking Since:
August 2, 2015

" I have the energy of a five year old and sometimes it comes in handy."

 

Except for every time you sit down to watch a show or movie and then you have absolutely no energy and fall asleep at 8pm like an elder. So which one is it, Tara?

 

Also this b***h not only has a coffee machine, she has a f**king NESPRESSO machine. Yet her shirtless wonder decides to get up and leave the house in the winter to go get her coffee? Why not walk over to the $600 piece of equipment in the kitchen and BREW A CUP?

January 10, 2017
4:56 pm
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Garlic Powder
Hamcat
Meows: 69
Snarking Since:
August 2, 2015

I guess I'm the only one who thought the middle school craft for TL's 26th birthday was a bit juvenile and embarrassing? idontknow

 

I mean, it's sweet I guess- but when I first saw it I just couldn't help but think, was this made for a 6 year old or a 26 year old?

 

Editing to add: Well we now have an actual date for her birthday, wasn't there something weird in the past about what the actual date was? Like she had mentioned her birthday over the years and on two occasions they weren't the same? Does anyone remember this, so that I don't appear completely batshit?

January 10, 2017
5:11 pm
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Garlic Powder
Hamcat
Meows: 69
Snarking Since:
August 2, 2015

And, sorry for all the posts, but can we talk about the honey in her crockpot chicken soup? HONEY? I enjoy cooking and have read many a recipe, and have yet to see this. Is this a thing? Am I the stupid one or is it her?

January 10, 2017
5:11 pm
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lurkatic
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 473
Snarking Since:
February 3, 2014

I guess I'm the only one who thought the middle school craft for TL's 26th birthday was a bit juvenile and embarrassing? 

Yes, agreed. 

But the most important thing from this post is that we learned that Nips fully intends to eat something that looks like the following 8 times (maybe 16?) 

 

What the actual f**k, Nips. puke

January 10, 2017
5:34 pm
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Always On Vaca
Hamcat
Meows: 162
Snarking Since:
April 30, 2015

That looks disgusting. Also, no veggies (besides the sweet potatoes)?! puke

January 10, 2017
7:39 pm
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Duplicitous Leftovers
Cat
Meows: 31
Snarking Since:
November 13, 2013

lurkatic meowed

I guess I'm the only one who thought the middle school craft for TL's 26th birthday was a bit juvenile and embarrassing? 

Yes, agreed. 

But the most important thing from this post is that we learned that Nips fully intends to eat something that looks like the following 8 times (maybe 16?) 

 

What the actual f**k, Nips. puke

What even IS that? Egg whites, sweet potato (I never would have guessed that, so good sleuthing vvcat, they look like uncooked…uncooked dough? meatballs?) and wtf else is there?! Turkey?

Also, is TL gluten free? Because it's hard to tell. drool

January 10, 2017
8:48 pm
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lurkatic
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 473
Snarking Since:
February 3, 2014

What even IS that? Egg whites, sweet potato (I never would have guessed that, so good sleuthing vvcat, they look like uncooked…uncooked dough? meatballs?) and wtf else is there?! Turkey?

Pretty sure it's dry, completely unspiced ground turkey and quinoa (quinoa at top turkey on bottom). Whatever it is it's atrocious. 

January 10, 2017
8:59 pm
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you should be ashamed of yourselfs
Hamcat
Meows: 101
Snarking Since:
April 2, 2015

I love how she just suddenly became gluten free because now she's being #sponsored by Udis. She's falling into the "gluten free is healthy" trap too eating all that processed crap just because it's OMG GF!

Also, it is easy to have the energy of a five year old when you have no job or daily responsibility to wear you out.

January 10, 2017
10:51 pm
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Bazinga!
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2170
Snarking Since:
March 5, 2014

Why the f**k did Nips take multiple pictures of her getting into the car with coffee? Is that a photograph worthy event for them?

January 10, 2017
11:52 pm
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Ground turkey marathon training
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1426
Snarking Since:
July 21, 2014

Maybe Nips offered to get her coffee in the cold despite multiple coffee makers to get AWAY from her for a bit. Of course miss codependent tagged along.

They seem to have nothing in common except shared obsessions with controlled eating, exercise, and their bodies. She's never said anything indicative of chemistry or a shared appreciation for…anything.

Then again, maybe they are both that vacant and thus a perfect fit. Ground turkey and sweet potato poo drops for life. Gross.

January 11, 2017
12:19 am
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Team Mom Tara
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 211
Snarking Since:
March 25, 2013

I really think Tara's end goal was to be wifed up and sitting at home with no responsibilities as a house wife and playing around on instagram all day.

She tried to latch on so hard to Jeremy, Campbro, and now with Nips it's a never ending revolving door with this one. I'm surprised when she was with Jeremy how she seemed to live off of him since I don't think her blog was bringing in that much money.

I know my mom would have had something to say if I was supporting my bf at that age and busting my butt working while they stayed hom and played around on instagram all day. It's just very odd how she has seemed to skate by this long without any responsibilities and everyone in her life is cool with this or funding this.

I know it would never happen but I would love to hear Jeremy and Campbro had to say about their time dating Tara because from just seeing how she is on social media she doesn't seem like the easiest person to get along with as a friend let alone as a partner long term.

January 11, 2017
8:26 am
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ground turkey wedding cake
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 460
Snarking Since:
April 26, 2015

I know it's BEC, but it's just annoying to me that she constantly refers to North Carolina as "the South." Like, I understand NC seceded with the Confederacy, but I just don't view it as a "southern state." It's just another TL thing, where she thinks it's cute and twee to live in "the South."

January 11, 2017
8:38 am
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ground turkey wedding cake
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 460
Snarking Since:
April 26, 2015

WootWoot Droit Loop meowed
Re: Kyle's "inspiring meal prep" – What does he do with all the egg yolks? Also, seeing that he has a love for such beige meals makes me understand how he tolerates Tara. And..he could put one of those lunches in a food processor and it would totally be the same as expensive, grain free dog food. #inspired

 

Miegle's little invitation is cute. I wonder if Becca is invited? Also…they have a lot of plans for this year. I wonder if they will stay friends long enough to see them through.

I was coming here to ask — what the f**k IS that shit? What is that big brown blob in every container?

Edit: okay I now see that several others shared my concern, and that it's a sweet potato. Holy shit.





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