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The Pink Clutch/Paige Minear
December 7, 2017
11:32 am
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tenniscat
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 307
Snarking Since:
August 5, 2016

obsessions on repeat meowed
Her “amazing” soup looks like shit. What is that crap floating around, sawdust?!? smiley-laughing004
She has the uncanny ability to make any food look as unappetizing and boring as possible. At least show it simmering or something…drool

YESSSS!  That soup was gross!!  No wonder they prefer fast food.

Psssh Please -   I know, I don't (and won't) follow her either.  But the couple times a day I check IG, I check out her stories.  I love a good train wreck via Preppy Paige!!  

December 7, 2017
12:37 pm
mcmeeperton
Cat
Meows: 18
Snarking Since:
May 19, 2015

I can't stand her voice anymore!  Her instastories drive me nuts when she pronounces things in the WEIRDEST southern accent I've ever heard… I lived in the south for the better part of a decade and never have I ever heard such an accent.  It's almost like she tries to talk in the way that she thinks classy Southerners talk… SO fake!!

 

I also agree with whoever suggested she get Restylane.  Particularly on her lips.  The abundance of fine lines and wrinkles around her mouth is kind of repulsive, to be honest.  I'm all about "being real" online, but maybe a little photoshop there wouldn't hurt.  Especially when she's posting close-ups of her face constantly? uh

December 7, 2017
6:22 pm
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Maybe not.
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 279
Snarking Since:
April 5, 2017

Psssh Please meowed
Am I missing her posts or are the food posts from Instastories? (I don't follow her, so I have to make a concerted effort to search for her account to view them.) The last post I'm seeing on her blog is her in front of a door that I don't believe is hers and something something about a gimlet (go figure!!) 

I will say that that flat outfit (or whatever the blogger term for it is) on her Insta the other day with a striped shirt, camouflage pants, a plaid scarf, gold Tory Burch mules (that will no doubt be returned due to cost), and a canvas tote with old-school Thermos bottles printed on it was thoroughly heinous! You are not an "old school prep", Marla, so stop fronting.  

She's already worn those hideous gold Tori mules so she'll have a hard time returning them. They look like a poor man's version of the Gucci gold shoes that several preppy bloggers had last year. I saw her Steve Madden fake-fur lined mules at Nordstrom Rack today and couldn't walk away fast enough. Paige is the last person on earth I would look to for shoe inspo. 

December 8, 2017
2:25 am
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FauxSoireeinMarietta
Hamcat
Meows: 143
Snarking Since:
March 12, 2017

Her fur-lined knockoff Gucci mules are currently at Target for $24.99!!! No words for the camo pants on Paige…no words!

December 8, 2017
12:49 pm
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tenniscat
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 307
Snarking Since:
August 5, 2016

FauxSoireeinMarietta meowed
Her fur-lined knockoff Gucci mules are currently at Target for $24.99!!! No words for the camo pants on Paige…no words!

OMG!!  The camo pants!  Ughh.  She said in a post, or blog, or story that she had to call in "her" J. Crew manager to help pull together some of her fab outfits for the most recent trip.  She looks terrible.  I wouldn't say that about another woman my age, but she claims to be the fashionista guru.  The most unflattering picture.  There's one of her looking up laughing with Kristine where she looks like she has no jawline, all neck.  I mean, she can veto these photos, can't she.  A bad picture of me is deleted instantly and no one would have seen it anyway!!

December 8, 2017
3:37 pm
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obsessions on repeat
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2130
Snarking Since:
April 8, 2015

tenniscat meowed

FauxSoireeinMarietta meowed
Her fur-lined knockoff Gucci mules are currently at Target for $24.99!!! No words for the camo pants on Paige…no words!

OMG!!  The camo pants!  Ughh.  She said in a post, or blog, or story that she had to call in "her" J. Crew manager to help pull together some of her fab outfits for the most recent trip.  She looks terrible.  I wouldn't say that about another woman my age, but she claims to be the fashionista guru.  The most unflattering picture.  There's one of her looking up laughing with Kristine where she looks like she has no jawline, all neck.  I mean, she can veto these photos, can't she.  A bad picture of me is deleted instantly and no one would have seen it anyway!!

Yes, that entire outfit was horrendous!! eek The camo pants where definitely the worst, though it’s hard to pick from all the terrible choices. She is straight up nuts walking out of the house in that ridiculous get up.
I thought the same of the neck pic, yikes, not flattering at all. Nor was her open mouth smile pic at the bar showing her dark yellow/orange teeth. They are so disgusting!! puke

December 8, 2017
7:14 pm
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Maybe not.
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 279
Snarking Since:
April 5, 2017

tenniscat meowed

FauxSoireeinMarietta meowed
Her fur-lined knockoff Gucci mules are currently at Target for $24.99!!! No words for the camo pants on Paige…no words!

OMG!!  The camo pants!  Ughh.  She said in a post, or blog, or story that she had to call in "her" J. Crew manager to help pull together some of her fab outfits for the most recent trip.  She looks terrible.  I wouldn't say that about another woman my age, but she claims to be the fashionista guru.  The most unflattering picture.  There's one of her looking up laughing with Kristine where she looks like she has no jawline, all neck.  I mean, she can veto these photos, can't she.  A bad picture of me is deleted instantly and no one would have seen it anyway!!

Her shirt in that photo is so weird. It looks like a mens dress shirt she's wearing backwards. Very unflattering. She needed help to look like that? Also, can we talk about the cicada earrings? Those bugs are big and gross. I don't need to see them in earring form with a topknot on a middle-aged lady's head. No thank you.

I also think that camo pants on a middle-aged preppy lady are ridiculous. 

December 8, 2017
7:55 pm
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Caycee Hewitts Bangs
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 333
Snarking Since:
May 30, 2015

Maybe not. meowed

tenniscat meowed

FauxSoireeinMarietta meowed
Her fur-lined knockoff Gucci mules are currently at Target for $24.99!!! No words for the camo pants on Paige…no words!

OMG!!  The camo pants!  Ughh.  She said in a post, or blog, or story that she had to call in "her" J. Crew manager to help pull together some of her fab outfits for the most recent trip.  She looks terrible.  I wouldn't say that about another woman my age, but she claims to be the fashionista guru.  The most unflattering picture.  There's one of her looking up laughing with Kristine where she looks like she has no jawline, all neck.  I mean, she can veto these photos, can't she.  A bad picture of me is deleted instantly and no one would have seen it anyway!!

Her shirt in that photo is so weird. It looks like a mens dress shirt she's wearing backwards. Very unflattering. She needed help to look like that? Also, can we talk about the cicada earrings? Those bugs are big and gross. I don't need to see them in earring form with a topknot on a middle-aged lady's head. No thank you.

I also think that camo pants on a middle-aged preppy lady are ridiculous. 

I actually get what she was trying to do, with the camo and the stripes, think Jenna Lyons a few years back. It was a clear miss, however, and just didn’t translate for her age, stature, etc. Ugh. idontknow

December 11, 2017
7:47 am
mcmeeperton
Cat
Meows: 18
Snarking Since:
May 19, 2015

During the snow day when she kept being like, "Thank you, Lord, for this snow" etc.  drool





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