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ETST/Kelle Hampton. Part 2
January 11, 2017
9:12 pm
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ginaromantica
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 232
Snarking Since:
May 13, 2013

nannycat meowed
I do remember the glowing crotch !!!!!!

nannycat! I miss you and your informative summaries of the hampton madness.

January 11, 2017
10:23 pm
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Pitiful Purple Prose
Count de Meowmy
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April 15, 2014

Resentment Rental meowed
One of the latest Instagram stories had the kids in bed waiting to be read to. D asked for a Christmas book. Mahm says no, it's not Christmas anymore, so let's pick another book mmmkay? Geez, D, get your f**king act together and stay on script.

Because God forbid you read a Christmas book AFTER Christmas, or a pumpkin book in March!  Jeez, this woman was a teacher. 

It reminds me of when my SIL (also a teacher) wouldn't let her daughter read the Babysitters Club books because the girls in the books were 13, and her daughter was only 12.  WTF?!

January 12, 2017
9:01 am
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can jump good
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 501
Snarking Since:
March 4, 2013

Pitiful Purple Prose meowed

Resentment Rental meowed
One of the latest Instagram stories had the kids in bed waiting to be read to. D asked for a Christmas book. Mahm says no, it's not Christmas anymore, so let's pick another book mmmkay? Geez, D, get your f**king act together and stay on script.

Because God forbid you read a Christmas book AFTER Christmas, or a pumpkin book in March!  Jeez, this woman was a teacher. 

It reminds me of when my SIL (also a teacher) wouldn't let her daughter read the Babysitters Club books because the girls in the books were 13, and her daughter was only 12.  WTF?!

My 4 year old requested pumpkin muffins in January and you can bet I made them because yum.  Kelle needs to lighten up on the whole scripted life thing.  Stuff can happen in off times too– it makes it more spontaneous.

January 12, 2017
2:26 pm
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so much ham

Her post today may have been the most worthwhile thing she's ever written. Of course she had help, since at least half of it was quotes from other mothers of kids with Ds, but it was still pretty thoughtful and interesting.

Really wish she would stop saying sister girls though. drool

January 12, 2017
8:16 pm
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narcissistmama
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2291
Snarking Since:
May 9, 2013

There's that completely blank mystery bedroom again. It's fascinating to me there is this little unknown corner of their house that hasn't been overtaken by kelles fug decor. WHY.

January 13, 2017
2:07 pm
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Slabs of Boring Text
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 733
Snarking Since:
April 29, 2013

There's that completely blank mystery bedroom again. It's fascinating to me there is this little unknown corner of their house that hasn't been overtaken by kelles fug decor. WHY.

 

The older sons won't let her touch it? Or is it Brett's own bedroom? idontknow

January 14, 2017
11:10 am
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photoshoplies
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 464
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July 29, 2015

For some reason Kelle's part of the sister post did not ring true to me. I guess I suspect Lainey is way better with Nella than Kelle. Plus Kelle is so clearly emotionally tone deaf that I cannot imagine her giving 2 shits about the relationship as long as she can make it look good on camera.

Notice on IG-we have yet another photo where L is clearly glaring at the camera. In the one of Nella with the baby, Nella looks like she is crying. Perhaps mom threatened,  "Nella, hug the dam baby or Mommy Darling is not giving you another popsicle!"

January 14, 2017
12:03 pm
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Precious Collagen Ghee BunBun
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 665
Snarking Since:
March 1, 2015

While I appreciate that Kelle no longer blithely posts nude pictures of her children, putting them in bathing suits to illustrate the theoretical sibling bond with a staged bubble bath is major rolleyes.

January 15, 2017
9:56 pm
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photoshoplies
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 464
Snarking Since:
July 29, 2015

On IG Kelle shares a story that shoes how clueless Kelle is about encouraging language and social skills. She thinks it is so sweet that when the waitress asked Nella if she wanted catsup Nella "ignored" the waitress and said "that's my mom." I'm wondering, did Nella understand the question? Did she look confused so the waitress looked at Kelle and then Nella used that as a visual sign that the waitress might be asking "who is that?" Even if Nella is so madly in love with Kelle she had to proclaim to a waitress "that's my mom," it is not an appropriate response. You encourage your child to respond politely to the waitress. This would be second nature to most SN moms.

January 15, 2017
10:05 pm
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patiobeersandpeonies
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1141
Snarking Since:
April 24, 2012

Kelle likes to sling babies on hips, including her soon to be 7 year old, but when it comes to the real 'baby' of the family needing attention and wanting to be slung on a hip after a splinter removal… well don't worry she'll complain about it on Instagram!

January 17, 2017
4:31 pm
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Candlelit echo chamber
Hamcat
Meows: 102
Snarking Since:
May 28, 2013

Does Poopa's ig have its own gomi thread yet??? My eyesssscry

January 18, 2017
5:14 pm
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Poison Envy Itch
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1144
Snarking Since:
January 20, 2015

More of Kelle's insta-drivel = drooldrooldrool I can't be bothered to read the blog post.

January 18, 2017
6:47 pm
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ginaromantica
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 232
Snarking Since:
May 13, 2013
More of Kelle's insta-drivel = drooldrooldrool I can't be bothered to read the blog post.
She liked her neighbor's pour-over coffee carafe, so she bought one. It is pretty. She also likes to light candles. They are pretty.




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