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Absolute Amy Zempilas
November 17, 2017
5:50 pm
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WesternWife
Hamcat
Meows: 73
Snarking Since:
May 24, 2017

There's no need to look for consistency in "recommendations".  It's all about $$.  And it's clearly a family project, given his constant comments on her posts.  He's trying to lift his profile beyond Perthonality and angling for an east coast hosting role and she's "helping" because she's so capable.

 

What is bemusing is the way he constantly refers to her as Amazing Amy.  Not on brand, given that her website is Absolute Amy.  But Gone Girl anyone?  Not sure that Baz reads, but with all the flying, maybe he's seen the movie?  The Stepbot Cool Girl wife who conforms to her husband's every ideal until she discovers his philandering ways and stages her own murder and frames him…… Now that would make her Instagram more interesting and I'm sure she'd still find some #collab #sp opportunities in fake death rolleyes

November 17, 2017
10:52 pm
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One Foul Swoop
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 509
Snarking Since:
March 13, 2013

Amy may end up being a real housewife of Sydney – Basil is the fave to take over from Kochie on Sunrise apparently.

 

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/private-sydney-is-the-sun-setting-for-kochie-on-the-sunrise-couch-20171117-gznmzi.html

November 18, 2017
8:50 am
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SavetheBest
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 250
Snarking Since:
March 14, 2017

Basil working on Sunrise one day a week would be another excuse for him to escape his capable wife and his 3 kids who are trapped in an apartment.

Amy is putting the hard sell on monkey bars!

November 18, 2017
9:11 am
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Sequoia
Hamcat
Meows: 151
Snarking Since:
January 21, 2014

SavetheBest meowed

Basil working on Sunrise one day a week would be another excuse for him to escape his capable wife and his 3 who are trapped in an apartment.

Amy is putting the hard sell on monkey bars!

My kids have those monkey bars, they are awesome but it makes no sense for an apartment-dwelling mum to shill about how good they are.

November 18, 2017
11:27 pm
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SavetheBest
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 250
Snarking Since:
March 14, 2017

For Sunday Fun Day, Amy has her hairdresser come to her apartment to blow dry her hair. Amy must be gearing up to have one toe pointed and pose hard while Ava takes the photo.

Another night at Crown for Amy and Basil. For me, that dress Amy is wearing is way too short for a wedding.

Of course Amy is on Insta stories at a wedding filming the flower arrangements and tagging the florist.

November 19, 2017
8:46 am
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MolierThanThou
Hamcat
Meows: 160
Snarking Since:
August 22, 2017

Ummm, maybe it's just me being OLD and quite conservative, but I don't really feel it's appropriate to film someone's wedding celebrations and post them to their "business" account for all and sundry to see.  Is that a thing?  It seems EVERYTHING in Amy's world, even that which does not belong to her (in this case, someone ELSE's wedding day), is either commodified or turned into some sort of marketing opportunity.

Just enjoy your friends' wedding, FFS.

If I found out that someone did that at my wedding, I'd punch them in the nose.

And even if she DID ask the bride if it was okay to film and broadcast it to thousands of strangers, (and I highly doubt she afforded anyone *that* courtesy, because what a weird thing to ask someone), I'd find it equally odd that someone would agree to such a request.

Not everyone in the universe is starved for instagram fame, Amy.  Grab a canape and sit down.

ETA – tagging the florist in her story?  She had nothing to do with the f***ing florist, or anything at that wedding.  Will she be tagging the person who made the cake, too?  How about the wedding dress designer, or the store where the bride got her shoes from?  What a low-rent way to gain favour with brands – to tag everything at a wedding that someone else organised and paid for.  Cheap AF and #spon by proxy.  

November 19, 2017
9:14 am
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SavetheBest
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 250
Snarking Since:
March 14, 2017

MolierThanThou meowed

Ummm, maybe it's just me being OLD and quite conservative, but I don't really feel it's appropriate to film someone's wedding celebrations and post them to their "business" account for all and sundry to see.  Is that a thing?  It seems EVERYTHING in Amy's world, even that which does not belong to her (in this case, someone ELSE's wedding day), is either commodified or turned into some sort of marketing opportunity.

Just enjoy your friends' wedding, FFS.

If I found out that someone did that at my wedding, I'd punch them in the nose.

And even if she DID ask the bride if it was okay to film and broadcast it to thousands of strangers, (and I highly doubt she afforded anyone *that* courtesy, because what a weird thing to ask someone), I'd find it quite odd that someone would agree to such a request.

Not everyone in the universe is starved for instagram fame, Amy.  Grab a canape and sit down.

I completely agree! I would be really upset to see my wedding shared on Amy's platform.

Amy just can't stop sharing everything online. Her only night out with her husband and at a wedding, she spends it on her phone. Why not take a few photos and just post them tomorrow. But she can't, as the dress, hair, nails, tan and jewellery are sponsored.

November 19, 2017
10:30 pm
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WesternWife
Hamcat
Meows: 73
Snarking Since:
May 24, 2017

Don't forget #Crown # CrystalClub boring  Why she feels the need to film a glorified airport lounge is beyond me – it's so gauche.  

 

But no wonder she needs to borrow dresses and jewellery and grift hair/nails/brows/tan, because if Baz does somehow swing the Sunrise gig, they're going to need every #collab $ and then some to find somewhere to live.  And I don't think her paltry Insta following will result in Sydney #collabs.

November 20, 2017
10:14 pm
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WesternWife
Hamcat
Meows: 73
Snarking Since:
May 24, 2017

Oh Ames you crazy cat.  #MundallaMonday on a Tuesday.  What next?  Fizzy Friday on a Thursday?  Good to see you #keepingitreal with a completely natural patented scissor leg double toe point side lean pose, degree of difficulty 2.5. 

November 21, 2017
2:11 am
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Jaryd Cachias Testicles
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 370
Snarking Since:
August 11, 2016

WesternWife meowed
Oh Ames you crazy cat.  #MundallaMonday on a Tuesday.  What next?  Fizzy Friday on a Thursday?  Good to see you #keepingitreal with a completely natural patented scissor leg double toe point side lean pose, degree of difficulty 2.5. 

You ladies crack me right up. I am sitting here giggling like a loon

November 21, 2017
4:16 am
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SavetheBest
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 250
Snarking Since:
March 14, 2017

Amy is still on the hard sell for the yoghurt, that she's amped it up to a crop top and leggings with Chloe in her nightie holding a spoon.

Now Tuesdays is off to a #sponsored high tea! #Mumlife for poor Amy who spent a night at Crown.

Amy must be trying to mix up her routine, since we all know it so well! That's the problem when you share too much.

I was at work, but it looks like Amy is blocking people on the yoghurt crop top #ad. It really in a ridiculous photo and it's more so a way for Amy to get compliments on her post baby figure.

November 21, 2017
5:19 pm
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ginsling
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 417
Snarking Since:
April 3, 2017

I saw someone asked if she was paid/sponsored for the yogurt ad and she said it was #collab like that actually explains anything! That question now gone and Amy commented to some suck-up about deleting trolls. This silly Barbie wife is going to get into trouble soon with her lack of disclosure. Hey Amy, could you explain to us jealous, hater trolls what #collab actually means?

November 21, 2017
6:19 pm
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One Foul Swoop
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 509
Snarking Since:
March 13, 2013

WesternWife meowed
 

What is bemusing is the way he constantly refers to her as Amazing Amy.  Not on brand, given that her website is Absolute Amy.  But Gone Girl anyone?  Not sure that Baz reads, but with all the flying, maybe he's seen the movie?  The Stepbot Cool Girl wife who conforms to her husband's every ideal until she discovers his philandering ways and stages her own murder and frames him…… Now that would make her Instagram more interesting and I'm sure she'd still find some #collab #sp opportunities in fake death rolleyes

I have noticed the Amazing Amy/Gone Girl reference too. It's akind creepy..





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