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Jenna Cole's Strangest Photo Captions
June 13, 2016
9:07 pm
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Billsburg
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This is also very, very odd but also very, very telling something about her wedding & marriage?   Caption next to newlyweds kissing:

 

The perfect end to a perfectly honest and genuine first dance. A perfectly honest and genuine wedding day overall.

No clue but BYU should be ashamed of themselves for giving her a degree in English. 

June 13, 2016
10:59 pm
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Purple21
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Aren't they all strange?     This latest next to a picture of a strawberry, a flower and something blurry (I know, hard to believe, right?) in the background.   Cheese maybe?

 

Savoring good eats is the best way I know to honor the bounty of life.

 

This is also very, very odd but also very, very telling something about her wedding & marriage?   Caption next to newlyweds kissing:

 

The perfect end to a perfectly honest and genuine first dance. A perfectly honest and genuine wedding day overall.

 

 

 

She has the uncanny ability to use a lot of words to say nothing. 

I interpreted that as another back-hander to all the other weddings she's ever gone to, where the couple have not been so perfectly honest and genuine in their dancing. I hate those weddings when the bride and groom are so fake and deceptive while they are waltzing. Why can't they live more absolutely?

June 14, 2016
10:51 am
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Billsburg
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I just want to know what dishonest & deceptive dancing looks like!   

June 19, 2016
9:47 am
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Rehab Raggedy Ann
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When I read Bukowski's,

I will remember the kisses

our lips raw with love

I think of the great love of my life.

When I read Jenna's lead balloon caption on her latest jennacolephoto_wed IG,

Raw love.

I guess I think of uncooked hamburger.  You?

 

*not that Jenna is in any poet's league, but she tries so hard to sound poetic.

I know this thread is supposed to be about the captions, but seriously, the guy in that picture looks like he has no head. It's another one for her sci-fi series. Maybe "raw" in the stump of a neck that's left after the monster bit his head off?

June 19, 2016
10:25 am
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pure caos
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Aren't they all strange?     This latest next to a picture of a strawberry, a flower and something blurry (I know, hard to believe, right?) in the background.   Cheese maybe? 

Savoring good eats is the best way I know to honor the bounty of life.

This is also very, very odd but also very, very telling something about her wedding & marriage?   Caption next to newlyweds kissing: 

The perfect end to a perfectly honest and genuine first dance. A perfectly honest and genuine wedding day overall. 

She has the uncanny ability to use a lot of words to say nothing. 

I agree!  And, in the same way that Jenna's photography makes beautiful places look drab, her use of language casts a Jenna-centric-pall.  

"A perfectly honest and genuine wedding day overall" is a strange way to describe a wedding, especially by dragging in the word "overall" into it.

Jenna's choice of "overall" suggests that, in the final analysis, all things considered and weighed against one another, it was a honest and genuine wedding, which implies that there was some dishonesty and disingenuousness in there, too…but on balance it was okay (as opposed to saying something like "Over all else, this wedding spoke to the genuine nature of their love.").

I get that Jenna trumpets her faux-thentic shtick, but instead of somehow revealing great truths about the human condition, she seems to shroud things in weariness and woe.

A perfectly honest and genuine wedding day overall, as compared with what, the other weddings that are not honest or genuine?  FFS, most weddings are honest and genuine.  Or is she thinking about her own marriage, which seems like a bit of a train wreck?  

If she's comparing this wedding to other weddings she's shot, then that sucks too because it implies that the other weddings weren't honest/genuine.  And that she's keeping score.  I don't know about you, but when I look for a photographer for a big life event, I want one who will shrewdly judge my event and the character of the people in it uh (even though she has just met said people).

She really does cast a depressing pall of woe over whatever she photographs.  

June 19, 2016
10:27 am
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pure caos
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I just want to know what dishonest & deceptive dancing looks like!   

It looks like this:  emberkomodogad5bq4 or maybe this: bender-dance

Thanks for the new user name!

June 19, 2016
7:40 pm
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Purple21
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July 28, 2014

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 JIF meowed 

Billsburg meowed 
Aren't they all strange?     This latest next to a picture of a strawberry, a flower and something blurry (I know, hard to believe, right?) in the background.   Cheese maybe? 

Savoring good eats is the best way I know to honor the bounty of life.

This is also very, very odd but also very, very telling something about her wedding & marriage?   Caption next to newlyweds kissing: 

The perfect end to a perfectly honest and genuine first dance. A perfectly honest and genuine wedding day overall. 

She has the uncanny ability to use a lot of words to say nothing. 

I agree!  And, in the same way that Jenna's photography makes beautiful places look drab, her use of language casts a Jenna-centric-pall.  

"A perfectly honest and genuine wedding day overall" is a strange way to describe a wedding, especially by dragging in the word "overall" into it.

Jenna's choice of "overall" suggests that, in the final analysis, all things considered and weighed against one another, it was a honest and genuine wedding, which implies that there was some dishonesty and disingenuousness in there, too…but on balance it was okay (as opposed to saying something like "Over all else, this wedding spoke to the genuine nature of their love.").

I get that Jenna trumpets her faux-thentic shtick, but instead of somehow revealing great truths about the human condition, she seems to shroud things in weariness and woe.

A perfectly honest and genuine wedding day overall, as compared with what, the other weddings that are not honest or genuine?  FFS, most weddings are honest and genuine.  Or is she thinking about her own marriage, which seems like a bit of a train wreck?  

If she's comparing this wedding to other weddings she's shot, then that sucks too because it implies that the other weddings weren't honest/genuine.  And that she's keeping score.  I don't know about you, but when I look for a photographer for a big life event, I want one who will shrewdly judge my event and the character of the people in it uh (even though she has just met said people).

She really does cast a depressing pall of woe over whatever she photographs.  

Ha ha, I've got a vision of Jenna at the buffet table, holding up her score cards: "I've giving you an 8 for honest genuine dancing, a 6 for love (it seemed a bit raw) and a 9.5 for these delicious cupcakes. And a bonus 5 points for the gratuitous  Friends references in your decor."

June 23, 2016
5:24 am
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Purple21
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July 28, 2014

"Top notch presentation of the absinthe at Absynt in the Kazimierz district of Krakow. A few moments after that came the match and an explosion of carmelized sugary goodness melting into the glass."

 

Sounds messy.

June 26, 2016
8:12 pm
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evelyn
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November 24, 2013

"The nicest car she'll ever get from her parents" for a picture of t2 next to a kids ride-on car…oh, the irony….whether you consider that loser is driving a car that is paid for by her parents' farm business…or that only t2's father (not mother) is capable of contributing funds to her car…

June 27, 2016
10:37 am
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woozily focused
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December 7, 2014

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"The nicest car she'll ever get from her parents" for a picture of t2 next to a kids ride-on car…oh, the irony….whether you consider that loser is driving a car that is paid for by her parents' farm business…or that only t2's father (not mother) is capable of contributing funds to her car…

Seriously, WTF did that mean? I guess she was trying to drum up some controversy over parenting styles and making children work for everything they'll get (again, a discussion in which she has no leg to stand on) but honestly her new IG is so boring no one even seems to care what she puts up there. 

Also, she's expecting us to believe Those Assholes paid for the toy car?  Yea, right probably was a gift from grandparents anyway. 

June 29, 2016
5:03 am
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Purple21
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After a week of showing photos of the one family, she features a photo of the couple alone:

 

It's a surprise to no one that a union between these two resulted in the little darlings I've been posting for the last few weeks.

 

No surprise that they are parents to their own children?? confused

June 29, 2016
5:20 am
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"love was leaking out all over the place with this darling family."

reaction ew

June 29, 2016
5:46 pm
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pure caos
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Her goal is to have a farmer in every generation?  Why does she care?  She was NOT interested, and thanks Shay for taking one for the team.  So farming isn't good enough or interesting enough for Jenna, but she's planning to foist it on one of her kids.





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