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Jenna Cole's Strangest Photo Captions
June 29, 2016
6:14 pm
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That Brave Bra
Hamcat
Meows: 189
Snarking Since:
January 25, 2013

On a post about her dad… 

"His work ethic and ambition is an inspiration, so much so that I made it my mission in college to find someone with similar drive."


Not "I made it my mission to develop that same work ethic and ambition in MYSELF." So long as she can land a husband with those qualities! rolleyes Much feminism.

June 29, 2016
6:39 pm
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Thank the Lard
Cat
Meows: 21
Snarking Since:
June 6, 2015

work ethic and ambition is an inspiration, so much so that I made it my mission in college to find someone with similar drive."

Ok – and how's that working for you?

June 29, 2016
6:51 pm
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Purple21
Feline Porklord
Meows: 4987
Snarking Since:
July 28, 2014

dishonest dancer meowed
Her goal is to have a farmer in every generation?  Why does she care?  She was NOT interested, and thanks Shay for taking one for the team.  So farming isn't good enough or interesting enough for Jenna, but she's planning to foist it on one of her kids.

I think that's pretty good evidence that she has some income deriving from the farm, so someone has to keep it running for Princess Jenna. 

July 7, 2016
3:33 pm
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GobsmackedCelt
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 899
Snarking Since:
March 10, 2016

"The bandaids on Megan's fingers along with constant delight over her brand-new purse belie the many ways she is straddling childhood and womanhood simultaneously as her mother encourages her along her path. I was fascinated by the many ways that dichotomy played out throughout our short time together."

Care for some word salad, anyone, with incomprehensible dressing on the side?

Seriously, the woman needs to stop trying so hard to be profound in her IG comments – or better yet, simply stop writing comments longer than 5 words.

July 7, 2016
4:43 pm
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GobsmackedCelt meowed

"The bandaids on Megan's fingers along with constant delight over her brand-new purse belie the many ways she is straddling childhood and womanhood simultaneously as her mother encourages her along her path. I was fascinated by the many ways that dichotomy played out throughout our short time together."

Care for some word salad, anyone, with incomprehensible dressing on the side?

Seriously, the woman needs to stop trying so hard to be profound in her IG comments – or better yet, simply stop writing comments longer than 5 words.

I think she's trying to say that women don't have fingers that need bandaids. Because Jenna does nothing = all women do nothing. she the hardest trying try-hard.
I am waiting for the time when she gets a tattoo of a camera and wax poetics about that. "As the needle pierced my skin for the first time, pain turned into joy celebrating my liberation" only way dumber.

July 7, 2016
11:52 pm
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Rehab Raggedy Ann
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 730
Snarking Since:
March 8, 2015

"The bandaids on Megan's fingers along with constant delight over her brand-new purse belie the many ways she is straddling childhood and womanhood simultaneously as her mother encourages her along her path. I was fascinated by the many ways that dichotomy played out throughout our short time together."


Belie: to give a false idea of (something); to show (something) to be false or wrong.

Such English major, very vocabulary.

July 8, 2016
5:36 pm
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GobsmackedCelt
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 899
Snarking Since:
March 10, 2016

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"The bandaids on Megan's fingers along with constant delight over her brand-new purse belie the many ways she is straddling childhood and womanhood simultaneously as her mother encourages her along her path. I was fascinated by the many ways that dichotomy played out throughout our short time together."

Care for some word salad, anyone, with incomprehensible dressing on the side?

Seriously, the woman needs to stop trying so hard to be profound in her IG comments – or better yet, simply stop writing comments longer than 5 words.

I think she's trying to say that women don't have fingers that need bandaids. Because Jenna does nothing = all women do nothing. she the hardest trying try-hard.
I am waiting for the time when she gets a tattoo of a camera and wax poetics about that. "As the needle pierced my skin for the first time, pain turned into joy celebrating my liberation" only way dumber.

Oh, please, please, let this happen, and soon! I am personally not a fan of tats, but it would be brilliant to see Jenna get a tat of a film camera – or even better, one of a little piece of film or a film roll, say right above a boob where she can pull her neckline down a little bit and show it off to everyone she meets. 'Cause you know she will.

July 8, 2016
7:58 pm
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GobsmackedCelt
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 899
Snarking Since:
March 10, 2016

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"The bandaids on Megan's fingers along with constant delight over her brand-new purse belie the many ways she is straddling childhood and womanhood simultaneously as her mother encourages her along her path. I was fascinated by the many ways that dichotomy played out throughout our short time together."

Care for some word salad, anyone, with incomprehensible dressing on the side?

Seriously, the woman needs to stop trying so hard to be profound in her IG comments – or better yet, simply stop writing comments longer than 5 words.

I think she's trying to say that women don't have fingers that need bandaids. Because Jenna does nothing = all women do nothing. she the hardest trying try-hard.
I am waiting for the time when she gets a tattoo of a camera and wax poetics about that. "As the needle pierced my skin for the first time, pain turned into joy celebrating my liberation" only way dumber.

Oh, please, please, let this happen, and soon! I am personally not a fan of tats, but it would be brilliant to see Jenna get a tat of a film camera – or even better, one of a little piece of film or a film roll, say right above a boob where she can pull her neckline down a little bit and show it off to everyone she meets. 'Cause you know she will.

Honestly, that degree of specificity about Jenna's boob and that level of detail about her pulling her neckline down to reveal her "tat"? Disturbing and creepy.

Honestly, I find nearly ALL of what Jenna does to be disturbing and creepy. I guarantee you that if she ever did get a tattoo, the reveal of it would be disturbing and creepy

Other than her first periscope, (she discussed her cleavage and ignored her kids, as I recall), I have never watched any of her snapchats and periscopes. What I've read here about them has been disturbing and creepy enough for me to not want to view her on those media ever again; nothing that's been written here about her SCs or periscopes since has changed my mind about avoiding those exhibitions.

So, it's unlikely I would see a hypothetical tat reveal from her, in any case – my post was mere speculation on possible future behavior from Jenna, based on her past behavior, in response to another poster speculating about Jenna's hypothetical comments about getting a hypothetical tattoo.

For disturbing and creepy, how about how Jenna's LA IG consists almost entirely of photos of her kids as if they are the most important things in her life, while she denigrates them everywhere else (and sometimes even on IG) as being the life- and soul-sucking banes of her existence?

July 8, 2016
10:20 pm
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Curator of my Childrens Privacy
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 356
Snarking Since:
August 21, 2014

GobsmackedCelt meowed

SEVA meowed

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"The bandaids on Megan's fingers along with constant delight over her brand-new purse belie the many ways she is straddling childhood and womanhood simultaneously as her mother encourages her along her path. I was fascinated by the many ways that dichotomy played out throughout our short time together."

Care for some word salad, anyone, with incomprehensible dressing on the side?

Seriously, the woman needs to stop trying so hard to be profound in her IG comments – or better yet, simply stop writing comments longer than 5 words.

I think she's trying to say that women don't have fingers that need bandaids. Because Jenna does nothing = all women do nothing. she the hardest trying try-hard.
I am waiting for the time when she gets a tattoo of a camera and wax poetics about that. "As the needle pierced my skin for the first time, pain turned into joy celebrating my liberation" only way dumber.

Oh, please, please, let this happen, and soon! I am personally not a fan of tats, but it would be brilliant to see Jenna get a tat of a film camera – or even better, one of a little piece of film or a film roll, say right above a boob where she can pull her neckline down a little bit and show it off to everyone she meets. 'Cause you know she will.

It's totally something she would do. I thought your comment was funny, not disturbing or creepy. Although I do find the snark police tiresome…

July 11, 2016
11:44 pm
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Purple21
Feline Porklord
Meows: 4987
Snarking Since:
July 28, 2014

"I'm a farmer of terraced Italian ground who lives on the beach" – Some very lucky individuals can introduce their lifestyle and profession using that descriptor.

 


What kind of crop is "terraced Italian ground"??

Oh wait, I googled the conundrum and she means he has a terrace farm above the beach. 

July 12, 2016
6:41 am
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pure caos
Feles Imperatrix
Meows: 15834
Snarking Since:
March 4, 2013

GobsmackedCelt meowed 

For disturbing and creepy, how about how Jenna's LA IG consists almost entirely of photos of her kids as if they are the most important things in her life, while she denigrates them everywhere else (and sometimes even on IG) as being the life- and soul-sucking banes of her existence?

This has always bothered me.  The photos seem to show something much different than what they are experiencing (except the crying/sad ones, but I think she's mostly kept those off of her LA instagram feed).  

July 12, 2016
12:01 pm
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Especially For Me Now, Yay!
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 656
Snarking Since:
March 30, 2015

Yes, maybe the speculation thread is a good place to discuss something Jenna hasn't done yet with something she doesn't have yet.

July 13, 2016
7:42 pm
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Purple21
Feline Porklord
Meows: 4987
Snarking Since:
July 28, 2014

Maybe that special something about them has to do with his bold fashion choices and her affectionate references to his "cow shirt".

 


Or maybe it's just that he's dragging a disembodied arm around? 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHua72kg080/?taken-by=jennacolephoto_wed

 

I'm having flashbacks to my favorite childhood show The Goodies, one episode finished with a "happy ending" where Tim won the beautiful girl's hand in marriage, Graeme got her head and upper body, and Bill got the rest of her.   





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