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Pure Speculation Thread
October 13, 2015
8:54 am
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Deluded Absolutely
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 531
Snarking Since:
May 29, 2013

so materialistic and unnecessary meowed
my 2 cents worth- well I can see where you hams are coming from with the separation- the houses, the absence from photos and ultimately the absence during passportgate all point that way.

 

for some reason I feel we are seeing an intervention or emergency as that wife is having a breakdown - I think she may be out of her ever loving mind. I need not point to all the signs of her delusion. I have for a while wondered how the people in her life support this, but this latest multiple vacationing and new revelation of her mother being there all point to them propping her up because she has fully lost her shit.

 

I think she has been cracking as early as last year – all the 30 party, holiday crap was TA placating her while he tried to work out how the f to restructure the home life to manage her unraveling. Studying may have been agreed between her parents and him as a way to get her away form the kids and doing an activity to keep her away from any real responsibility and humor her. there is no way a sane adult could support the spending, holidays, ladycoding failure unless it is for a greater purpose. they pass her off from Shay, to her parents, back to TA, they know she doesn't give a shit about her kids so they cover for them too with babysitting and tell Jenna to go off and chase the light, while having crisis conversation in the background.

 

I know I am being generous- and I hardly expect this level of sensitivity from a pragmatic  cheese warden – but TA might be biding his time to leave because she is too unhinged and unpredictable.

 

The imminent failure/rage quit at boot camp is the next thing they are preparing for. I am waiting for the next stage to really see- what is TA's actual plan. And I feel the kids will be sent to live with her parents and Shay soon, her mother has businesses to run and is only there as a last resort.

 

I may of course be wrong and I would equally delight in that separation, because it would prove TA is not a careless robot and would give me hope for a brighter future for those kids.

This makes sense to me. I really don't think they are separating. Jenna has never shied away from being passive aggressive, or simply aggressive, in the past (#wherearethechildren15). If they were in the process of divorcing, I definitely think she would throw him under the bus, make it out to be all his fault, and garner all sorts of concerned attention for herself in the process. I agree that she probably had some kind of breakdown in the spring which led to the decision that she would become employed outside of the home, childcare would be completely outsourced and no longer her responsibility, and that he needed to be more present in their lives. Who knows, maybe her family intervened and told him to stop working all hours of the day and night? What remains to be seen is how she reacts to having a full time job with real responsibilities and a boss with no interest in coddling her (we all know it won't be well) and what TH will do when she fails to remain employed at a full time job outside of the home.

 

She portrays herself as extroverted and TH as introverted. Maybe she is charming and gregarious in her real life and that keeps him interested?

 

^ The only thing is: why would he want her to sign the house deed over to him? 

October 13, 2015
9:54 am
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Yeah, I'm not so sure about a separation/divorce. Certainly sometime in the future but I just can't imagine that TH would go on trips, pose for pics, etc. if they were about to get divorced.

Can we discuss the speculation that TH is out of a job? Not just the trips, but him being around in general ("family trips" to Target, etc.) make me think that.

October 13, 2015
10:32 am
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woozily focused
Hamcat
Meows: 81
Snarking Since:
December 7, 2014

trains fat meowed

late for ballet meowed
You guys know I've been thinking they are separated/getting divorced since Passport Gate.  It is WAY too weird that he wasn't available to help get their son's passport taken care of.  

Also, the latest picture of her and her pragmatic husband is in B&W.  Maybe an old picture and the lack of pink hair would prove it?

That black and white photo made me wonder too.  I hadn't considered it was because it wasn't current, though, that's an interesting theory.  More likely that Jenna was trying to improve upon some photo flaw with her skin or hair (maybe the pink washed out right away).  

Then again, the photo of her and her mom is in black and white too.  Very strange.

The most random speculation re: the recent black and white photos…in her "Vegas Baby!" IG, doesn't the blush look hella messy/bright/splotchy?  Like why is her blush in her undereye area?  My theory is her feministpunkmanicpanicpinkhair bled onto her skin and she couldn't get it off. sani_elephantdance So B&W pics to make it less obvious.  

 

Which is probably giving her too much credit.  She probably just sucks at applying makeup and thinks moar is better!  

October 13, 2015
11:09 am
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woozily focused meowed

The most random speculation re: the recent black and white photos…in her "Vegas Baby!" IG, doesn't the blush look hella messy/bright/splotchy?  Like why is her blush in her undereye area?  My theory is her feministpunkmanicpanicpinkhair bled onto her skin and she couldn't get it off. sani_elephantdance So B&W pics to make it less obvious.  

Which is probably giving her too much credit.  She probably just sucks at applying makeup and thinks moar is better!  

That Vegas Baby makeup cracked me up–I'll bet she ran into some online beauty advice to cover your dark circles with blush (as an eyebag sufferer, I see this tip everywhere, and yeah, it can work if you're meticulous about blending it…Jenna is the furthest from meticulous that I can imagine.)

Maybe the B&Ws are just to cover up how haggard she looks? Though I guess she has other tricks to cover that. It has to be hitting her on some level. I was pretty shocked looking at the fashion thread–she really has the look of a heavy drinker these days, comparatively. I can't imagine why a person with such an enabled life and oodles of free time would age so poorly otherwise. 

October 13, 2015
11:36 am
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People Pleaser!
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 825
Snarking Since:
January 10, 2014

Evanesco meowed

Yeah, I'm not so sure about a separation/divorce. Certainly sometime in the future but I just can't imagine that TH would go on trips, pose for pics, etc. if they were about to get divorced.

Can we discuss the speculation that TH is out of a job? Not just the trips, but him being around in general ("family trips" to Target, etc.) make me think that.

I love this thread because now we can wildly speculate. What if
TA put all of their money, any cash they've got, into that new house and now he/she is declaring bankruptcy. that is a pragmatic move for a pragmatist without a soul and a wife who won't stop spending. If he can't limit her spending, the credit card companies WILL limit her by not giving her credit. He got a mortgage while he was still employed and he could qualify, now he's out of work.

The house will be protected in a bankruptcy.

Pure speculation here. Love to speculate, glad we've got a place for it.

I don't really think this is true, but it's possible.

October 13, 2015
12:20 pm
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I worked through two sections of Ruby before I gave in
Hamcat
Meows: 188
Snarking Since:
April 22, 2015

Evanesco meowed

Yeah, I'm not so sure about a separation/divorce. Certainly sometime in the future but I just can't imagine that TH would go on trips, pose for pics, etc. if they were about to get divorced.

Can we discuss the speculation that TH is out of a job? Not just the trips, but him being around in general ("family trips" to Target, etc.) make me think that.

I am absolutely still on board with the out of a job theory. I feel like I called it weeks ago. Although I no longer believe he was laid off – a ham suggested that his contract ended and I think that's exactly right. I'm sure he'll have something new soon but I do think that for Cabo and the days following he was not employed.

October 13, 2015
1:57 pm
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Kicked my Trash
Hamcat
Meows: 119
Snarking Since:
May 26, 2015

bandwagon on the TA lost his job or is between contracts. In CA (not sure about other states, so fat) I know that contract workers can only be in the same job title with the same company for 18 month periods and then they are supposed to take a 45 day leave before starting their new contract if they are staying with the same company. So maybe that is why he is around now during the week etc. It would also explain why he doesn't go on vacations often because contract worker = no work no pay (depending on how it is structured in your contract with the agency). 

 

LOVE this thread so much sha_clap2

October 13, 2015
7:29 pm
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My guess is that her husband and parents don't know how much she is really struggling with her coding camp. Jenna might not even get that she's failing hard. When is it ever ok to answer a question you're assigned something that basically reads WHO CARES VEGAS!!!!
Never.

October 18, 2015
11:22 pm
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Purple21
Feline Porklord
Meows: 4987
Snarking Since:
July 28, 2014

OK, I'm bringing yesterday's eye make up into the conspiracy thread.  So here's the mystery: TW spends all day with the kids, at a carnival and a birthday party with entertainers; she brings them home when they are over-stimulated and photographic evidence shows she's not wearing exotic eye make up at that point.  Then she goes on a LNO wearing blue eye shadow plus decorative touches that look like they were made by the clown/ face painter at a children's party. 

Did she do it herself? Physically impossible. Did she hire someone to come to the house and do her makeup before she met with her friends? Highly unlikely because the rest of her makeup looks like she just dunked her face into her cosmetic kit.  Did one of the LNO friends do it for her?  Also unlikely, because neither of them were wearing similar makeup. 

Here's my highly speculative theory: the kids had a meltdown at the party while Jenna was still standing in the queue among all the other toddlers, waiting for the clown to do her makeup. Jenna brings them home, settles them on the bed, and then skips back to the 2 yo's party in time for the clown to do his magic. 

I just don't want to let go of the image of Jenna standing in line among the little kids, jumping up and down in anticipation of having her face painted. 

October 19, 2015
3:02 am
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Officer Meowmeow Fuzzyface
Hamcat
Meows: 162
Snarking Since:
April 30, 2015

^^ Oh man, I didn't even make the connection that the bare-faced naptime snap was AFTER the birthday party, so there's no way she had her face painted at the kids' party and "just kept it on" to go out that night!! I'm thinking she used one of those costume decal makeup kits that are everywhere right now (bc Halloween) and played it off to her friends like, "Oh teheeheehe I was at a kids' party today and had my face painted and decided to leave it…"

She creeps me the f**k out.  I have to frequently remind myself that she is actually a married adult with 2 young kids.  

October 19, 2015
9:07 am
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I'm surprised by her ongoing commitment to biking when she drops so many new ideas so soon after starting.

When is the last time we heard anything about her driving? Is there any chance she's biking because her license was suspended due to DUIs?!

Pure speculation.

October 19, 2015
9:12 am
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Lumbersexual Narwhal
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1429
Snarking Since:
June 8, 2015

Are they actually living in the new house? I'm confused. In one of the snapchats it looked like they were still in the rental (the air return up on the wall and the picture frame with wire strung accross it?) And didn't their Italian landlord just recently give them a new dining set?

October 19, 2015
9:24 am
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woozily focused
Hamcat
Meows: 81
Snarking Since:
December 7, 2014

fashun blogger pineapple prop wearing sunglasses meowed
^^ Oh man, I didn't even make the connection that the bare-faced naptime snap was AFTER the birthday party, so there's no way she had her face painted at the kids' party and "just kept it on" to go out that night!! I'm thinking she used one of those costume decal makeup kits that are everywhere right now (bc Halloween) and played it off to her friends like, "Oh teheeheehe I was at a kids' party today and had my face painted and decided to leave it…"

She creeps me the f**k out.  I have to frequently remind myself that she is actually a married adult with 2 young kids.  

I didn't save the pictures, but I did see all the snaps as she posted them.  Unless I'm remembering them wrong, the timeline of the day was Sunrise bikeride, School Fall Fest (kids were "grumpy"), home for a nap, 2 year old's bday party, face paint on T1, then a pic with face paint on all 3 of them at the party, then LNO.  While I'm side-eye the eff out of wearing princess fairy glitter eye makeup "out," I'm pretty sure it was done at the kid's party.  





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