On a photo of her sucking the leftovers out of her replacement husband’s face forest, she wrote a caption that induces more confusion than Dickbun’s pinterest board.
Not many men would or could step up and take on what this guy has. Don’t get me wrong I’m a catch and these kids are the greatest 😁, but our family has been to hell and back over the last few years and I have many open wounds and scars to show for it. Leaving his life and choosing a broken widow and her 5 little ones has also meant taking on so many struggles and bills and frustrations and tears together, and our life so far hasn’t been easy, but to me it’s the best kind of beautiful, like a rainbow after a storm. The holidays are especially tough for me, so I just wanted to say: Richard♥ thank you for being brave enough to love me and all the munchkins. You’re my best friend and my shelter and my happy place and I’m so thankful for you.
She wrapped up this no-really-our-marriage-is-great novella with some really appropriate hashtags, including “#cancersucks” and “#missingmartin”. Because that seems fitting on a picture of yourself tongue sweeping your new baby daddy. But hey, at least she’s not shilling sunglasses this time?