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Gala Darling Will Charge You Money For A Phone Call

Gala Darling, self-proclaimed “girl boss” but actually just a woo peddler, has found yet another way to make you pay for her woo.


She has created the Gala Hotline. Now you can pay hundreds of dollars for a phone session so full of emotional high-fiving and questionable expertise it makes Miss Cleo seem legit.

…I’ve been asking the right questions and transforming for the past decade, and I love helping other women do the same thing. Hotline sessions are your chance to sit with me for an hour and get clarity…We’ll brainstorm, combine your passion with my knowledge, and focus on bringing your joy back.

Wondering how much all this ‘transforming’ will cost you? Gala says “Hotline sessions are $300, payable by Paypal” with “10% of each session is donated to the ACLU”. Well then, sign me up!