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Glennon Doyle Melton And Abby Are ‘Forever’

The Glennon Doyle Melton Tsunami Of Life Changes thunders on. She just announced her “private” relationship with Abby Wambach now involves rings.

That escalated quickly.

That escalated quickly.

In an instagram post only one hour ago Glennon, previously of Momastery fame, announced…something. An engagement? Or a marriage? Who knows.

Abby and I decided to hold hands forever. First, fiercely, and forever @abbywambach

Her fanpoodles can’t fall each over fast enough to be the hardest stan, of course. Anyway, I’m sure two such exceptionally stable people who have not at all both just undergone tremendous personal and mental upheavals in the past 12 months will be “forever” after a few months of showboating their soulmateness around social media. Right? Right.