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Hey Natalie Jean Is Moving Back To Idaho

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Hey Natalie Jean, has a loft in Brooklyn, is apparently leaving Brooklyn.

Moscow.
The Holbrooks are moving back to Moscow, Idaho.
BECAUSE THAT IS JUST HOW THE UNIVERSE LIKES TO PLAY ME

In a totally believable statement she claims she is “giddy with excitement” right after opining that “Brooklyn I am not done with you!…Tub? Are you going to sit there and let this happen?” Natalie goes on to say she is “soooo getting chickens this time” and “a goat!!!!!!!”

Since about 95% of her online persona/identity is wrapped up in her omgbrooklynloft and being a Brooklyn hipster creative I look forward to seeing what persona she takes on after her move.




  1. TurkeyVulture

    Moscow?! She's not even going to move to Boise, which at least has microbreweries and hip brick buildings?

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    • a ham sandwich, is what

      Oh god no, please don't send her my way!

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      • Busted Coccyx Club

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        • TurkeyVulture

          Aww, are you guys in Boise? I was just there about a week ago. Wish I'd thought to look some hams up.

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      • sad flat pancake boobs

        BOISE IS AMAZING

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  2. Judgey-Judgerson

    Wasn't it last summer she told the internets that he had a breakdown? So this move/career change may have been in the works for nearly a year.

    Which also kind of explains why he agreed to live in a f***ing loft -- let her have a Mumspringa for a year before carting her across the country and knocking some sense into her.

    I'm excited Huck will finally have a f***ing ROOM!!!

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    • Hamless MacBeth, Painted Whore, aged 65 years

      Mumspringa!

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    • WE’RE ALL LAURA

      I'm stealing that to name girls night out...Mumspringa!

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  3. corgiparty

    This is exciting news because I live 8 miles from Moscow, ID. 😐

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