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Kim Would Like You Ladies To Put On A Bra And Stop Letting Your Boobs Stare At Her Sons

Kimberly Hall, has teenage sons, would like all you teenage girls to stop being so s**tty on the internet and tempting her pure little manchildren to think about sex:

I think the boys notice other things. For one, it appears that you are not wearing a bra. I get it – you’re in your room, so you’re heading to bed, right? But then I can’t help but notice the red carpet pose, the extra-arched back, and the sultry pout…Did you know that once a male sees you in a state of undress, he can’t ever un-see it?  You don’t want the Hall boys to only think of you in this sexual way, do you? Neither do we.

I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure trying to keep a teenage boy from thinking about sex is about as easy as unspilling milk. Mamabear Kim, however, has a plan to keep their minds free of sexual ideas:

And now – big bummer – we have to block your posts…in our house, there are no second chances, ladies. If you want to stay friendly with the Hall men, you’ll have to keep your clothes on, and your posts decent.

That’s right you trashy little Delilahs – one braless duckface selfie in your bedroom and you are banned from the Hall Internets. Think about that while you’re lipglossing up for instagram, you hussy!