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Love Taza Can Put Down Her Phone For Five Minutes

Naomi Davis, power couple, went to Utah and wants to tell you all about “slowing down” without internets.

She begins by reminding us that she is very busy, much important, such brain going.

i’ve been working my hardest at slowing down over the past month or so…it’s difficult to actually put into practice when…my brain sometimes feels like it never shuts off, and i sometimes feel so stuck in this never ending pattern of the constant “go” as we all try to do everything all the time…

Crepes and pizza and jegging jumps don’t photograph themselves, yo. But one night she saw a sunset and totally enjoyed it!

while we were there, we witnessed the most magnificent pink sky one evening…i left feeling more calm, more energized, more at peace with everything around me. and more in control of not catering to the “go” or the “scroll”…

Her 17 seconds of inward reflection over, the cameras and phones came back out.

we took photos, because at the end of the day, it’s what we so enjoy

But fear not – she is a changed woman, just like the other times she has slowed down and unplugged.

i went home from watching the sunset and started deleting stuff off my phone. apps i don’t need, people’s feeds which i’ve so enjoyed but are also a distraction from my own life to be present in…

She concludes by saying she’s “always felt i’ve had a good grasp on living life to live it, not for the instagram or the blog or the internet in general” before dumping over a dozen pictures of herself prancing around in scrub brush during golden hour for the internet in general to enjoy.

  1. lazy Triscuit-smelling flaky lipped twat

    Ugh. She is such a bad writer.

    I’m not even going to touch on the rest of the ridiculousness in that post.

    • Feckless Fox

      That’s a $400 sweater? It looks like an upcycled bathmat.

      Also: do her teeth glow in the dark, like Ross’s on that episode of Friends?

  2. dickles mctickles

    And now she’s one of the top 10 parent influencers or whatever on Forbes, so we’ll see how that works with her putting down her phone and stepping away from the internet more…..

  3. hashtag

    WAY too many photos in that post, and none of the “pink” sky.

  4. Zosew

    There are so many pictures of her doing the same thing. This just looks like a parody account.

  5. LaissezLesBonTempsRouler

    How glorious it must be to be in love with yourself and have your choice of 8 million photos of yourself to stare at dreamily, kiss or ‘bate to.

  6. Purple21

    My life is changed after reading that post. Here’s a selfie of me not looking at my phone. I’ve stopped following all my friends, even if I thought they were interesting, because the truth is, I am far more interesting and evolved than them, so I should just focus on myself.

  7. TrashFace

    Has she never seen a sunset before? ffs.

  8. crispenclean

    Yes. I remember back in junior high when I discovered e.e. cummings and thought he was the answer in life, and handed in an English assignment in all lowercase letters. My teacher informed me that I was not in fact e.e. cummings and that nobody would ever take me seriously if I pretended to be. A good lesson learned at age 12.

    Also I like that her idea of slowing down is to delete a few apps and feeds off her phone. Job well done, dear. Tomorrow’s post: Sunrises are also pretty!

    • confusing weiner

      Aw that made me sad. Unimaginative English teachers, quashing young creativity since forever 🙁