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Melissa Will Moisten Chairs To Prove She Loves Herself

Melissa Ellis, (Official), posted an epic rant today informing the world she loves herself. She loves herself so much she will post a pic of herself leaving a clamsmear on what appears to be a dining room chair. Self-love wins!


Claiming she has been “been called Frankenstein and all sorts of other names” she goes on to valiantly declare she is “not interested in others options [sic] of my body” before diving in to her million scroll novella of self-acceptance.

This body is strong, healthy and courageous. This body now works out more days than it does not. This body enjoys healthy and natural foods. This body has transformed from the inside out. This body has been deemed “not good enough” by some. Good thing I’m not interested in others options of my body nor do I believe them. I am proud of my body. This body is mine. I love this body.

Seems like a nice sentiment and it would be fine on the gram with the usual visionary gaze magic hour gram pic. I’m not sure what the other 2500 words and emo teenager self-timer nude add to the message. I suppose it comes back to what a person in a weird documentary once said – if you don’t share it, what’s the point in experiencing it? If you’re gonna juice up the furniture you may as well pics or stfu, I guess.