Emily Meyers, baby machine, gave an instagram tour of her pristine instaworthy home yesterday. The monument of aspirational living will leave you wondering ‘how does she do it all?’ ‘what do these two unemployed adults DO all day???’

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Emily Meyers, human tofu, posted an In-n-Out burger yesterday to instagram, along with a weirdly detailed caption about what her replacement husband does with pickles. She apparently tried to claim this photo was her husband’s meal, saying “This is Richard’s meal in this photo because remember I despise their fries?”.

Except…it’s kind of not his meal. It’s a photo from some random person’s pinterest.

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Richard Carmack, the replacement husband of Freckled Fox, got on instagram live to walk around looking at cars while discussing the family’s bizarre banking issues. For some reason he brought along the family dog, which he left sitting in the car with the windows rolled up until a stranger suggested he take the dog out for its own well-being. His – and his wife’s – response should tell you everything you need to know about their attitude towards pets.

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