Natalie Mason Makes A Brave Resolution

Natalie Mason, of Designer Bags and Dirty Diapers, has announced her intention to make a bold change in 2021. Rather than continue styling her fried hair in its usual sad lankness, she has resolved to bravely try new hairstyles this year.

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Dave Hollis Shares His Side Of The Divorce

Dave Hollis, who just weeks ago claimed his marriage to Rachel Hollis had ‘run its course’, has now shared his version of how the end came.

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Jordan Reid Is Not Dating Anyone

Jordan Reid, inexplicably still blogging at Ramshackle Glam, has made an announcement that left instagram bystanders saying ‘uh, ok?’ After a year of divorce, dating some guy, then dating some other guy, Jordan is now ‘not dating’.

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The Home Edit Gets A Reality Show

The Home Edit‘s Clea Shearer and Joanna Teplin, airplane champagne demanders, have announced they’ll be doing a ‘new unscripted series’ for Netflix.

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Robbie Tripp Thinks His ‘Haters’ Are ‘Skinheads’ In ‘Trailer Parks’

Robbie Tripp, ‘big ladies’ love him, has been busy showing off his Desert Money Tripp Oasis. We should all be impressed by the utterly average Buttfart, AZ house he has purchased seemingly by doing nothing but fondling his wife’s body on instagram. Because, according to Tripp, anyone not impressed by his Desert Money House is a skinhead that lives in a trailer park.

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Healthy Living Blogging Slow News Day

KERF Isn’t Going To ‘Pressure’ Herself

Kath Eats, still eating, is approaching the arrival of Berf Do-Over. To make the transition go smoothly she has let her fans know her what her plans are for the blog during her maternity leave. Spoiler: basically she will work if she feels like it.

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Wil Wheaton Can Flounce

Wil Wheaton, “on Twitter from just about the very beginning”, is attempting to become relevant again. He has announced his departure from Twitter in a long, butthurt post full of you-don’t-know-me and the-world-is-mean.

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