Happy New Year's Eve, hams! To guide us gently out of 2015 here's a final 'lol wut'. Elena, art of making a flasher, posted what she called an "hilarious" photo of her daughter lifting up her shirt for the mailman. Ha. Well ok then. Thanks Elena, everyone needed to know this. Everyone stay safe tonight and I'll be posting the 2016 GOMIBLOG Awards voting page with the final categories when our hangovers go away on Monday.

Robbie Tripp, 'big ladies' love him, has been busy showing off his Desert Money Tripp Oasis. We should all be impressed by the utterly average Buttfart, AZ house he has purchased seemingly by doing nothing but fondling his wife's body on instagram. Because, according to Tripp, anyone not impressed by his Desert Money House is a skinhead that lives in a trailer park. (more…)

Carly, white wealthy woman, has finally revealed her neverending home makeover. Since I'm stuck here for lunch and have a lot of opinions, let's dive in shall we? (more…)

In news that shocks no one, Jordan Reid, somehow still blogging at Ramshackle Glam, has decided to take "a break" from her marriage. (more…)

Jessica Quirk of What I Wore, nicest girl ever, works very hard, yall. Why, yesterday she had to live up to a reader challenge AND leave her house! Just last week I was challenged to remix an outfit around my beloved Breton striped tee. Challenge accepted, suckers! I initially had some different pants in mind, but this outfit was great to go from lunch to the salon to dinner without skipping a beat. Whoa whoa...she had to get dressed, pose for pics, and then go out and eat two meals with a salon visit in between? How does she do...

Jenna Cole, high educated, may or may not be taking a blog break: I’ve been blogging consistently for around 5 years now, and I thought that nothing would ever slow me down...Bloggers come and go, but I thought I would be posting on an almost-daily basis for the rest of my life. That Wife had become an integral part of who I am. Others dropped their blogs completely, or took long month- or year-long breaks, but I assumed that would never be me. Yes, Jenna had dreams- she would never quit blogging, and it would fuel her "photography business", and...

Well Jake Lodwick, that guy who did that thing that time, is once again leaving blogging. I’m taking a vacation from blogging. I will be off until April 16th (at the earliest). My life has changed a lot and I want to reevaluate my relationship with you. I will miss you. UGHHHH. Dude, you already pulled this flounce Crap 5 months ago. It's starting to come off like he's just making sure people care if he's online or not. Post or don't post, this isn't 2002, we don't need a big "leaving internets" announcement!

Katie Summers, formerly known as the fitness blogger 'loseitconkatie', has pleaded guilty in the fatal hit-and-run accident that happened almost 4 years ago.