Jenna Cole, mother of Bathroom Baby, is finally done with college. Now that she's smarter than poor people, she  has a little announcement to make: To my Father-In-Law: Your first grandchild wasn’t born to a college-educated mother, but your second grandchild will be. Yes, Jenna finally confirmed what GOMIBLOG speculated back in June - she's carrying baby number 2.  Let's all hope their new place has large bathrooms.

Danielle Moss, ugh, has announced she has sold her half of The Everygirl in order to spend more time on self-care and being fulfilled. Or something.

If you've ever wanted to know how to make a super easy donut cake, The Glitter Guide has your answer. With instructions such as get 24 glazed donuts, place on a tray, and "Repeat until you've used all the donuts", this is surely worth immediately jotting down on a notecard and placing in your Pinstagram worthy recipe box right behind 'Late Night Bacon'.

Late yesterday afternoon a Mejicano mermaidic creature carried what appeared to be a 12 year old boy from the deep waters off the beach of Vacaciones Inmerecidas. After turning the boy gently over to rescue workers and inquiring if Tom Hanks was still married to Daryl Hannah, she returned to her aquatic dungeon, trapped by the knowledge that unlike Ariel no Prince Eric would ever come, and she would die alone with the scent of decomposing tuna. In other news, a vision of Alice appeared in a tortilla today.

She's been busy taking pictures of her son peeing pantsless into the ocean, duh.

It's time once again for us to expand our hearts and minds with a moving tome by a blogger. This week's life changing event is 'Already Pretty: Learning To Love Your Body by Learning to Dress It Well' by Sally McGraw of Already Pretty. I haven't even opened the book yet and I'm already sighing, so let's get started. (more…)

Emily Schuman, blogger, will no longer be blogging daily. Saying it's now 'more of an obligation' and 'less like a labor of love', she has announced she will now only be posting 'hen inspiration strikes'.

Paul Carr has been hounded by his millions of fans into posting a portion of his career making novel online. By popular demand (nagging IMs) - have put up Chapter 1 as well. With proper footnotes, links and open comments. http://bit.ly/89mwYz about 23 hours ago from Seesmic One paragraph changed my life: Throughout history, every fame-hungry media dickhead has found his preferred medium for pursuing fame and wealth (in that order). For Tony Parsons – and Hitler, for that matter – it was books. William Randolph Hearst chose newspapers. Don Imus and Howard Stern preferred radio. For Nick Griffin it’s...