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Aw, catladyallison Didn't Get Invited To Any FWNY Stuff

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thatgirlallison, desperate wannabe and hanger-on, so does not care about Fashion Week, ok? Like, she wouldn’t go to any top drawer event things even if you BEGGED, cause she just doesn’t care.

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Is it wrong if I just don’t care about it at all?  Like, I really don’t understand what all the fuss is about.

See? So look, Anna Wintour, don’t even bother inviting her back to your place for campari and soda, cause she won’t go. She just soooo doesn’t care, ok?

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Julia Is Just So Busy, Yet Manages To Hit The Pulse Of What's Important

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Julia Allison, style expert and voice of a generation, really speaks what we all think but are just too afraid to tweet:

Do you ever wonder to yourself, “Self, how did the head of wardrobe for Blossom ever manage to find work again?”about 5 hours ago from web

It’s amazing. I can’t tell you how many times I have been in my 11th hour at work, pits deep in my 77th project of the week, kvetching that I’m out of coffee and wishing I could just take some Cheeze-Its and season one of Alf and call it a night, except that I have to pick up cat food and then do laundry and come up with at least 9 blog posts between three blogs, when suddenly the world STOPS and I wonder what the staff of Blossom is up to.

I totally have that kind of time.

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Caro Warns You That Bears Roam Free In That Jersey Place

caroline mccarthy will eat you alive

Caro “OMG BEARS!” McCarthy just wants to warn everyone that over in the backwater place known as “New Jersey” bears roam free and eat children:

In central NJ, this is cause for panic: http://twitpic.com/h3dur30 minutes ago from TweetDeck

Jezzzzus! How will its residents get all their outlet shopping accomplished with such foldeeroll going on! Where are the state troopers? FEMA? Will New Jersey ever manage to get settled and civilised if such things are allowed to continue?

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David Karp's Girl Has Crabs

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If you’re one of the hundreds of 12 year olds with a tumblr and an inexplicable crush on its mophaired founder, you’ll be amused to know the above picture is from David Karp’s tumblr.

Now we can all be 12 years old without a tumblr, and just yell HAHA DAVID KARP’S GF HAS CRABS!

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rbillow Continues To Practice Safe Driving

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Rachel Billow, sous chef for the drive-thru called Julia Allison’s digestive tract, keeps on keepin’ on with her totally-not-going-to-run-over-a-kid driving technique:

Hancock Building in the fog. Not a bad photo, considering I was driving and therefore not looking at the camera. http://twitpic.com/h1owuabout 9 hours ago from TwitterFon

I think we’re starting to figure out why she’s friends with Julia Allison.

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Call NYT, Emily Gould Is Aging

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how self-important I am.

Emily Gould, secret Julia Allison friend and the female Paul Carr, is growing older! Like, every day, folks!

I was headed towards the cash register…when a couple cut in front of me in line.  They didn’t mean to; they probably didn’t even see me… They were in their early twenties.

Any other night would surely have elicited a “Don’t you know who I am” and Street Fighter II music cueing up. But tonight, holding her dark chocolate and beer, Emily was just TOO SAD:

I went home and made myself a Greek salad and ate it out of a plastic mixing bowl and thought about how I will never be that young again.

I’ve seen her pics, and she was never very young to begin with, but poor Embo must really be feeling the bitter sting of defeat to be such a Debbie Downer.

[M]y life isn’t materially very different than it was when I was the grocery store couple’s age.  All that sets me apart from them is a little bit of experience that sometimes seems like a lot and sometimes seems like not nearly enough.

Let’s forget that Emily’s blog sounds like Charlie Brown’s teacher in my head; nevermind the ungrateful, whiney tat canvas has a couple of book deals and a thousand hipster fanzies who worship her. Nope, Emily is AGING. Her life is so depressing and hard because she is doing what every other human alive does – gets older. Can nothing be done to help her???

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Arrington Is Such A Deludinoid

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First of all, it has to be said: Whoa b****. Look at the sex dripping off this hunk of man. Ok. Moving on!

Michael Arrington, misguided person in charge of hiring people, actually thinks there are times when Paultato Head Carr writes well!!!

@kate_marigold it’s necessary. @paulcarr only writes well when he feels threatened and vulnerable.about 22 hours ago from web in reply to kate_marigold

So basically Arringitout forces Carr to I dunno, read his own articles naked in front of Lance Bass? Makes him watch “Becker” reruns with a wicked stoned sea otter? Tells him to turn in a piece shorter than a Russian novel? Probably the last threat is the most likely to make him feel vulnerable, but the writing ‘well’ part I’m still not seeing.

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