The Generous Husband, wife schooler, would like to help you school your wife. In his post "Helping Her Grow Up" he gives advice on how to inform your woman that she is wrong and needs to change. He provides helpful hints such as "Is it a bad time of the month? Her hormones really do affect her" and to wait an "hour after a meal or snack" to make sure she's not hungry. He also warns men to construct a flawless argument against the contrary and stubborn nature of women - "if she can find what she thinks is a...

This is the kind of high powered projection rarely seen outside of a movie theatre, but ole JRK doesn’t seem to notice her complete lack of self-awareness here.

Cecily Kellogg, "social media manager", posted one of her classic omg everyone please notice me shock-jock rants the other day over on that site where washed up/wannabe bloggers go to try and feel relevant. Her fertility struggles worked out in the end because now she has her free-to-be-sexy pansexual tween daughter, but she trots out the 12 year old tale of her twins with a different spin at least once a year. Now she has repackaged her Did You Know I Lost Twin Babies Fifty Thousand Years Ago story to be SEO-friendly during this time of Cheeto Jesus. You can read her latest version here...

If you take your iPad with you in the ocean, you're more likely to get eaten by a shark. 4 minutes ago from TweetDeck

Hey Natalie Jean, former instagram darling and book author, is saying goodbye to blogging. She says she agonized a bit over her "flounce" post. What did I want to say in this, my very last blog post? What are the messages? The themes!? What does a reader even look for in a good flounce post anyway? I definitely wanted it to be, like, AN ESSAY. You know, one of the good ones. Make it mean something!...But the more I thought about it the more I was sure, I'm just really over it. Thus, instead of the long thoughtful essay, she got right...

Brittani Boren Leach, NICU regular, was finally able to take her latest baby home from the hospital after he was admitted for respiratory issues from an RSV infection. And just in time - she had to get him dressed to take to a wedding.

Babble, nobody cares anymore but I sort of feel like I need to finish out this storyline, has returned after being offline for over half a month. Apparently now on a Wordpress platform, the site went live with a bunch of crap still not working (author pages display posts from the wrong contributors). Babble overlords have still not satisfactorily explained why they needed to be offline, though writers are hearing through the grapevine they will be paid their April earnings "next week". One source who wishes to remain anonymous claims employees are basically bound by contract to remain publicly silent...

Sarah "I'm Woodward" Lacy, place hater, managed somehow to get into South America last week without being raped at the airport. Once there she settled in to write a nice piece about how much other places suck: Chile is quite literally a breath of fresh air after three weeks in China and three weeks in India. The weather is absolutely breezy and beautiful, exotic birds are chirping, and it’s CLEAN. Amazingly clean. Both the air and the sidewalks. Not a whiff of urine or human feces in the air. Sorry to be graphic, but it’s a shockingly welcome olfactory omission...