Remember Cary Randolph? The trailblazing style icon that used to live in New York? Well it seems she is now a fashion expert. Exhausted by her demanding job, Messica has had the death flu of death that many of us are battling this week. Because she loves her readers she made sure she continued her most awesome content by having Scary post a million word post about "American style": American style is self-made. It’s borrowed. From your boyfriend, your ancestors, your favorite movie star. It’s a wool peacoat from the Army-Navy and the slinkiest stiletto heel. American style is rooted...

Sunshine Mary,  anti-feminism hero and rape culture denier, has announced she is leaving the internet. I would like to let readers know that I have reached the very difficult decision to stop writing my blog.  This is a sad and hard post for me to write, but I feel that an explanation ought to be given here. I have been the victim of a vicious (and needless) smear campaign; this is not a problem per se, but my children have been brought into it and their safety and security has been compromised.  As a mother, I cannot continue to write this...

Neely Moldovan, of the wedding photographer bashing Moldovans, has now rebranded. Her "A Complete Waste Of Makeup" blog is now dead, being replaced with her new venture called "It Starts With Coffee". The site is apparently intended to be a launchpad for her amazing new how-to-blog classes. About this time last year I knew I wanted to offer something to bloggers I wasn’t seeing out there. A class for bloggers, taught by someone who had been doing it for five years and who was making a living off of it. For $115 you get a class of "4 hours held...

Jenna Cole, living nudely, has spent years gassing on about self-definition and patriarchal expectations of female selfhood. Obviously she would be the ideal to raise a young girl into a woman who is comfortable knowing she controls access to her body, right? HONK, WRONG. No matter how her daughter feels about nudity Jenna will evidently get her into the hot tub naked with her equally naked brother and mom so she can take pictures of the moment. (more…)

Peter Feld, last surviving knight to guard the Holy Grail, is concerned about your lack of interest in New York senate stuff (it's the senate, right? What, I didn't read it): Something is fundamentally wrong with New Yorkers’ level of civic engagement when even Julia Allison can barely move a Gawker story about New York state politics. Just under 300 more pageviews gets a flame for Pareene’s post about her ex possibly challenging Gillibrand, come on gang! What has Gawker come to when even a mention of Julia Allison can't get the readers in a political tizzy? What's it going...

Jordan Reid, dog purchaser, continues to tell people they should adopt rescue animals: Now, neither Lucy nor Virgil is a rescue dog - Lucy was bought in a pet store in Malibu, and was more or less abandoned with my ex-boyfriend and me when her original owner decided that dog ownership wasn’t really her thing and took off for England, and Virgil was a Christmas gift from Kendrick, who decided to surprise me with the little guy I’d fallen in love with when we went to Ohio for Thanksgiving - but please, consider searching for your new love in a...

Happy Eat-And-Argue-With-Family day to all us American hams! If you're in need of another carb at the table but all out of unique ideas, blogger Stavvers has an idea you can steal. I am making sourdough. I started the starter on Saturday afternoon...I bunged something a little bit unconventional in the starter: yeast from my vagina. Yes, Stavvers (who has already hashtagged the event with the delightful #c**tsourdough) used as "much vaginal yeast as I could scrape off a dildo I put in my vagina" in her sourdough starter and is now sitting around seeing if she can get some dough...

Shauna Ahern, famous for her recipes, is tired of helping you people with those recipes. After years of publishing perfectly crafted instructions for gluten free food items, she is "done" providing the ungrateful masses with substitutions and clarifications: I posted the recipe this morning...Within an hour, I had a request from a different person asking how to substitute every single ingredient in the recipe...I am not kidding...So here’s the deal. I’m done. I’ve tried hard for years to figure out the substitutions because I don’t want anyone else to feel left out...I can’t make every substitution for you. I just won’t do it anymore....