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Rachel Puts Safety First

Needs more retard

Rachel Billow, the apparently intelligent vaginal American who mysteriously tolerates Julia Allison, has finally figured out the Orwellian purpose behind twitter:

The reason tweets have to be <140 characters is so you can read them while driving and finish just in time to swerve and avoid an accident.10:42 AM Sep 2nd from web

Thank the stars someone responsible is on the road to show all those Cher Horowitzes of Chicago how to totes pass their driving test.