That’s right, KERF Wedding II is almost here and Kathy has posted a fascinating look at her last minute preparations.
WE ARE IN THE FINAL STRETCH OF WEDDING PLANNING, FRIENDS! Things like “write vows” and “practice dancing” remain on our to-do list…We have crossed off so many other things!
Things like buying an outfit for her son who suddenly looks like a 10 year old (I swear she just gave birth, time flies when someone bores you to death). I guess his outfit is going to be a navy blazer, khakis, and some kind of ‘Thurston Howell goes to Easter services with Kiel James Patrick’ looking bow tie. This tough decision finally reached KERF was free to pursue her goal of choosing the most whelming cakes offered by the entire wedding cake industry.
It is going to be served family style, and cake flavors… a vanilla layer for her and a chocolate layer for him!
They got their marriage license and the accompanying photo contains so much smug I can’t include it here, because the combined KERF marriage smug and my post-kitchen-tile-victory smug might make GOMI collapse and disappear into a void like a churro in the same zip code as Eric Hites.
“CUSTOM NAPKINS HAVE ARRIVED!” she squealed next, and described how she “ordered a set of coordinating patterns…I love them, and I’m excited to keep using them for the years to come!” Um, grool, I guess.
Finally she shares a “great marriage e-book” she read. Marriage, according to her favorite part of the book, “is eliminating anything from your life—even the things you love—if they are keeping you from attending, caring, and serving” your spouse. She concludes by asking her readers for the “best marriage advice” they had heard, and at that point she presumably dumped herself back into a mason jar to absorb more smugmilk before her nuptuals.