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The Bride Wore Smug: A KERF Wedding

KERF, of the custom napkin KERFs, has realized her “perfect day”.

She summed up her wedding with two pictures and one sentence.

All the smiles, love, and happiness.

Her hair and makeup were simple and flattering, and her dress was white lace over more white…I dunno, silk? I can’t tell.

I sadly have no snark about any of it, but I’m torn between my feeling that white at a second wedding is kind of *side eye* and my feeling that what the hell, wear what you want. I just wish there were pictures of those napkins in action.

  1. barefootbland

    Wait what???? Come on... side eyeing white at a second wedding is so outdated and sexist it hurts.

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    • Feel free to read the second half of that sentence when you're done proving how feminist you are.

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      • Right on Top of That Rose

        How dare you even have half of the thought in the first place, Alice. C'mon, we all know by now that feminism means not being allowed to have an independent thought or opinion unless the All Seeing Feminism Board of Oversight approves of it.

        Warning! Warning! Free range female alert!

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        • I apologize for externalized misogynism. I can't help it, it's all the perfect instagrams I look at.

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          • I'm Not a Celiac, But I Play One On the Internet

            Let's remember, Shauna wore white, "even though the time-worn symbolism of that color was not accurate," because she was having all the sex.

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  2. bloggerstrong

    Is it too early to call knocked up?

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    • almond milk gone wild

      If not knocked up now, announcement by Thanksgiving!

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      • I don't know why she would have another when she didn't seem overjoyed with pregnancy or the baby phase the first time.

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        • snarkshark

          A lot of perfectly wonderful mothers don't love pregnancy or the infant stage. Thank god that isn't all that parenthood is comprised of. Criticize Kath for lots of things (and god knows everybody does), but she seems to be a loving mom. Shrug.

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          • I didn't criticize her mothering. I just said she didn't seem to enjoy those phases and that I personally don't know why someone would repeat something they didn't appear to enjoy. That said, she seems like the type who would think every marriage has to proceed onward to a baby so it wouldn't surprise me if she squirfed up by the end of the year.

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  3. Amanda Hugginkiss

    I wonder if her new best friend/recent guest blogger was invited to the wedding.

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  4. Human Pinterest Fail

    Has anyone compared this yet to the comprehensive wedding advice she gave to her sister when her sister got engaged?

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  5. seven-dollar sandwich

    So she KERF'd up Larbs' wedding photos with her orange clown blush, but she wore flattering makeup for her own?

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