Seriously, how stoooooppppid is this chick? Does she float around in her demented pink ego bubble, spending her waking hours Googling herself and plotting to bring down the people who ridicule her for being ridiculous instead of actually following current events? And why is it the only current events she DOES follow seem always to be linked somehow to the latest cock she\'s trying to impress? I disclosed absolutely everything - celiac (gluten allergy), cat allergies, bulimia in college. I didn’t really think that was too bad, given that I’ve never had any other issues (in other words, they’d be...

Or on the internet. Jon Stewart: "It'd be nice if the ramblings of crazy people didn't resemble how we actually talk to each other on TV." Hey, you know what would be nice, Julia? If the harassment of innocent people didn't closely resemble the MO of a tiara-stealing, tantrum-throwing Donkey who cannot handle it when she pukes her life out online and people rightfully ridicule it. Don't hate, haters! She's turning over a new leaf! Yes, she's muzzled her critics, but she's also enabled comments, even though the only ones she'll post are from people telling her how beautiful and...

Julia Allison has long been known as a scintillating wit. To whit: Word up, McCains! This bortch is RENOWNED for choosing really bad boyfriends, and then cracking wise about it! HILARE-BALLZ! Little wonder, then, that Julie Albertson is perhaps pondering a career change: I'd love to take improv classes here in Chicago - anyone have any recommendations on where I should go? Yeah, I know, it must be a real bortch trying to find improv classes in Chicago. It's such a comedy wasteland there. I am in New York. Does anyone know where I can see some decent plays? Or...

So for those of you wondering what Poundcake has been up to, it seems she is starting her new job at Kickstarter today. Yes, Kickstarter, the "fundraising" website that months ago deemed her book project worthy of primo placement front page rotation. Word is she has long been friends with one of the founders, so nepotism is still alive and well here in New York City!

Continuing with the web loser New Year's Eve roundup, Messica, who refuses to face reality and just let her blog die, is apparently making clothes again. At least, I hope she is, because that's the only acceptable reason for her to be wearing a beaded pillowcase as a dress. I was feeling a very ’60s vibe for New Years Eve this year and was also waiting for the perfect opportunity to wear this dress. Adam and I went out to dinner and then the IU game, both felt really tired, left early and went home to watch Friday Night Lights....

Meghan McCain, the most influential political mind of our time after Mayor McCheese and Moby, apparently did something Bravo Bravo something Bravo something for New Year's Eve: getting ready for Bravo w/ my fellow fox blondes Jamie Colby & @MaureenMakeup and snaps extraordinaires @JeisohnFiala & Sean. Yea New Years!6:22 PM Dec 31st via web Happy New Year! Thank you for having me Bravo - that clubhouse is quite the experience! Happy 2011 twitterfam! xoxox1:41 AM Jan 1st, 2011 via web Happy New Year from the Bravo Clubhouse w/ @maureenmakeupand Jamie Colby! http://yfrog.com/h40nkmj1:51 AM Jan 1st, 2011 via Yfrog pic from last night...

Poor Messica. She's spent the last week or so doing her Year In Review posts, the better to highlight how far and quickly she's fallen. Today she posted October, and added this poignant paragraph to her jeans and sweatshirts montage: October was another month full of memories for me.  We took our honeymoon in Iceland, came home and moved to Indiana four days later. And I couldn’t be happier about it.  It seems strange, but living in a smaller town has been really inspiring for me. I feel at home in my own skin. Does that make sense? You can...

Sarah Lacy, caring and open minded "writer", is in Memphis or somewhere for her 237th birthday. To celebrate, she is eating decent southern food instead of all that icky yucky California food: dinner time. you know why people in the south are fatter than people in california? BECAUSE THE FOOD IS SO GOOD!8:20 PM Dec 28th via web Uh...ok. I'm sure she meant this as a compliment to Southern cooking in her own socially inept way? I hope? Then again, her charming husband has also called Southerners fat in the past, so it's most likely that they are just flexing their superiority...

YOU GUYZ. 2010 is almost over (thank you!!!) and Messica is so excited!!! It's so quiet in Broomcloset!!! I love new beginnings. New years, new towns, new seasons and the new school year. We’re all at even, people. Let’s have the best year ever. The holiday fetus I was warned about has yet to materialize, but suddenly Messica is back to running: Runner's log: 4 miles, 36:55. Not bad for the first day back!!5:12 PM Dec 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry® And obviously she watched the same "Freaks and Geeks" marathon I did Sunday: As I was scanning my closet this...

Remember Cary Randolph? The trailblazing style icon that used to live in New York? Well it seems she is now a fashion expert. Exhausted by her demanding job, Messica has had the death flu of death that many of us are battling this week. Because she loves her readers she made sure she continued her most awesome content by having Scary post a million word post about "American style": American style is self-made. It’s borrowed. From your boyfriend, your ancestors, your favorite movie star. It’s a wool peacoat from the Army-Navy and the slinkiest stiletto heel. American style is rooted...

Messica Quirk, fiery fashion wreck, has evidently given up being subtle about kids. She is now dressing like a penis and a vagina in an attempt to show Quirk how babymaking happens. Well, I’m just going to start with my favorite part of this outfit - the velvet turban style hat that I picked up from a thrift store yesterday for $10. I know it’s a lot and I know the look is not for everyone. I can’t tell whether I’d say more Shriner’s or 40’s Lounge Cigarette Girl. I just knew when I saw it, I had to have...

Jessica Quirk, married, got married at her wedding, and is now married.  She doesn't mention it much, but sometimes when she is contemplating the truck stop diner plate of fail her life has become, she leafs through the pictures of her wedding - the culmination of her every happiness: Looking back at wedding photos tonight. I love this shot. Yes, fashion blogger and chic New York visitor Messica's happiest moments these days involve sitting around in Broomcloset in a free house, looking at pics of her personal prom queen moment. How aspirational.

  Meaghan O'Connell, getting laid is awesome, is getting laid. You may not know she is getting laid, by a boy, who loves her, but she is.  She doesn't like to mention it too much because she doesn't want all of us loser cat ladies to get jealous. But today oh day of glorious days! she treated us to the information that her boyfriend was in her apartment NAKED! It is rougly 40 degrees in my apartment but this dress was the closest decent article of clothing I could find, so I yanked it down from the closet cursing under...

Meaghan O'Connell, first person to go to the gyno, has a boyfriend. You may not know she has a boyfriend, who loves her, but she does. Obviously the first thing to do when you tie one down is test his love. Task number the first (seeing her naked) having been accomplished, it was time for the timeless challenge of a man's devotion - OMG COME KILL THIS CRITTER: After asking a few Duane Reade’s for the “snappy, mean” kind of traps to no avail, I kinda forgot about it/him (well, we call it Viktor Frankl) and then the other day...

Jessica Schroeder Quirk, married full time blogger, blogs her fashiony outfits as her full time job. Unfortunately she is just too cold and busy with her happy, fulfilling life to work at her full time job anymore: There’s something so seventies about pairing a long camel coat with a floppy brimmed hat like this - then add those ultra flared jeans and I’m seriously thinking I fell into Diane Keaton’s closet (yes? please?). Underneath I’m just rocking a plain sweatshirt and calling it a DAY. It is so cold here! I remember when I lived in New York and walked...

An uplifting new blog, The Skinny City, is pissing off everyone (but probably only you fatties!) With inspirational photos of thin girls paired with healthy observations such as "if you keep this up guys will finally like you" and "the only time people notice a fat person is when they get in the way of the beautiful thin girl walking by", this blog is sure to help the self-esteem of millions of teen girls. It's so great that someone is finally helping girls develop healthy body image and self-worth!

Jessica Schroeder Quirk, wearing that, wore...that today, silencing once and for all the pervasive pregnancy rumors.  Why she bothered to get dressed at all is a mystery, since she seems to be staying home from her grueling studio work: Friends and fam in Indiana have been e-mailing us about the roads. I am already tired. Maybe sleep in and work from home tomorrow? With GIZ?about 14 hours ago via web Speaking of staying home with Gizmo. I wish I had a harness for him so I could take him out to play in the snow tomorrow.about 14 hours ago via...

Gawker, doer of good, appears to have been h4x0r3d. Our user databases appear to have been compromised. The passwords were encrypted. But simple ones may be vulnerable to a brute-force attack. You should change your Gawker password and on any other sites on which you've used the same passwords. We're deeply embarrassed by this breach. We should not be in the position of relying on the goodwill of the hackers who identified the weakness in our systems. And, yes, the irony is not lost on us. I'm not sure what is so ironic about this, but then again I don't...

Jessica Quirk, full time blogger, has once again set New York City on fire with her presence. Buildings burned and streets locked up as millions clogged the city to see the famous fashion person. Not to worry - Messica "Indiana Is Better Than NYC" Quirk simply sat back and tweeted: If you're gonna be stuck in traffic, at least have it be with the Manhattan skyline to your right. 6:13 PM Dec 9th via Twitter for BlackBerry® I guess it's only Brooklyn that can get you down, eh? Well after that triumphant entry into NYC, Messica proceeded to induce narcolepsy...

Meaghan O'Connell, awesome, finally decided to get on birth control at the age of 26. Unable to deal with the traumatic experience considered to be a normal adult event for most women, Poundcake began texting people for support. First she grabbed at her mommy: “At the gyno getting birth control, EEEEK!” I knew this wasn’t the proper way to communicate, kind of like telling your spouse you bought a car before you pull it in the driveway, except the car is your reproductive system and you are supposed to not need to ask your mom when you are 26 if...