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Julia Allison Lifestyle Blogging Julia Allison, apparently not getting enough attention lately, has announced her impending wedding. She says after “years of struggling to love myself and looking outside to my parents, the media and of course – men – for validation” she has discovered she will never be worthy of love until she comes to “love myself wholly”. Please join me for this exuberant celebration & sacred ritual of self-love, Since I’m pretty sure the only person Julia Allison has ever truly loved is Julia Allison, I think this makes perfect sense. Best wishes to the bride! She finally gets to walk down the aisle with her best friend and soulmate.
Internets Julia Allison Lifestyle Blogging Julia Allison, apparently has a show on Bravo!, posted an unpublished interview to her facebook page admitting that “the era of NonSociety has come to an end”. Claiming it “brought in almost half a million throughout the duration of the site” (which begs the question of why she would shut it down, but ok) she says “my partners and I are finally ready to say goodbye to it”. Though finally allowing the horizontal crapshow to die the merciful death it has long deserved, Julia refuses to let herself fade into oblivion. In her continuing effort to be famous and relevant, she is going to take her pony show back over to her original site: I just did the initial redesign of JuliaAllison.com and plan to expand upon it later this year. I’m thinking it will PROBABLY be back to basics blogging, but we’ll see. I am in the midst of writing a book proposal now, so I will also be focusing on that for a while! Considering everyone and their dog has a book deal these days there’s little doubt she will be handed a pot of money for her mediocre babblings. At least she says she isn’t moving back to New York City, so there’s that to be thankful for.
Peter Baugher, longtime defender of his daughter, has written an article for the Chicago Tribune agitating for legislation to remove anonymity from the internet: The ability to attack anonymously encourages anti-social behavior. Neither our laws nor our social norms have kept up…We need a new legislative approach. The absolute immunity enjoyed by online service providers needs to be qualified. At the request of a user, service providers should be required to give anonymous posters a firm choice: agree to reveal who they are (to accept responsibility for their posts in their own names) or their posts will be taken down. Spoken like a true lawyer. Make it easier for people to sue everyone for defamation anytime they read something about themselves they don’t like. Maybe Mr. Baugher should contact former president Bush for tips on how to legislate invasion of privacy. Julia Allison, yoga picture taker, has at last decided to update her classic fauxga picture. Since she can’t possibly do anything in private, Miss Julia Bunny had someone take a series of pictures she later uploaded with gripping captions such as: Ommmmmm Afternoon yoga class al fresco in Santa Monica. It was heaven. Presumably that Taylor guy was taking all these poses, since he was there but only appears in one pic. So thanks to him for providing us with a fresh new fauxga pic for a new decade of Julia’s life! It really appears to be pity party week on the internet. Jordan Reid feels harassed, and poor Julia Allison is still “grieving” the loss of her live-in love of two weeks. Somehow the competing queens of “Look At Me, Look At My Drama” collided on Julia’s tumblr today when “Maria” showed up asking for clarification of a comment about Jordan from Julia’s post: I’m surprised you mentioned the Jordan departure. That seems so long ago, but I’m still SO curious about what happened. I don’t remember you ever making any kind of official statement. In a striking change of pace, Julia decided not to tell the entire universe something and kept it short in her response: Yeah, Jordan’s departure contributed to my break down quite a bit. Meghan, Megan and I were all really upset about the way she handled it, but I’d rather not get into it. We’ve all moved on. I wish her the best. Do you hear that, internets? They’ve “all moved on”. Stop asking what happened with some ex-sister and stick to the agenda – letting Julia talk about that guy she dated as often as possible. Or just let a woman grieve the loss of her soulmate in peace and privacy on the internet for everyone to see! Julia Allison, nutrition expert, wants people on food stamps to stop eating fat people stuff: On the contrary: govt should mandate this! @fastcompanySomeone tweeted “this post was condescending.” Is it that bad? http://bit.ly/iIWBB3 The linked article puts forward the idea that people on food stamps shouldn’t be allowed to buy things like candy bars, lobster, soda, or bottled water. I wasn’t even aware you ARE allowed to buy soda and candy bars on food stamps. But I do think it’s a great idea for the woman who lives on brownies, cupcakes, and 80 dollar a day juice to tell people on food stamps what they are allowed to eat. Nobody knows healthy eating like our girl Julia Allison! Julia Allison, healthy person totally qualified to give you advice about things, wants to give you advice:
Julia Allison Is Getting Married
officiated by Priestess of Love Annie Lalla, with costumes, fire, dance, music & spoken word, as well as a special performance by the Bride herself.
Julia Allison Will Finally Shutter NonSociety
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Julia Allison Continues To Cram Her Private Grief Down The Public’s Throat
Julia Allison Will Dictate What You Can Eat
Julia Allison Will Solve Your Problems
Ask Julia!
So – if you’ve ever read the Ask Amy advice column (or if you grew up reading Dear Abby or Ann Landers, as I did) – you get the general concept: you have a dilemma, you write in to the expert, and she uses magic to solve your problem with her sweet sweet words. Or tells you to go to therapy.
I’m starting a series of Social Media Q&As for the Social Studies column, and I hereby invite you to hit me with your best social media shot.
Email me at Julia@NonSociety.com with your burning social media issues!
Does anyone really have “burning social media issues”? (Insert STD joke here.) Because honestly, if you need help figuring out what is appropriate for facebook, twitter, and blogging, I really don’t think Julia Allison is the person to go to for advice.