As you all know by now, Julia Allison has dyed her previously Tropicana locks a flat black colour. Kevin Rose, close friend of Julia, marked the occasion with a celebratory video link:

kevinroseI ask one thing of you, click this link: http://bit.ly/3mOKGc #horseman #nightmares1 minute ago from Tweetie

Ok, maybe it’s not for Julia. But it would be hilarious if it were.

Rachel Billow has apparently asked Julia Allison to go to the land of sheep and rocks on vacation with  her.

rbillow Just booked my flight to New Zealand for December! Best way to celebrate my newly (come end of November) unemployed status…about 11 hours ago from web

juliaallison Rachel’s trying to get me to come to New Zealand for three weeks in December. Hmmm.about 8 hours ago

Gee what a think tank New Zaylund is going to be, with Chicago’s two greatest minds together in Mordor. Seriously, why do they feel the need to tweet this crap? Can’t they just get on the horn and plan this Crap like normal people?

Julia Allison, style expert and voice of a generation, really speaks what we all think but are just too afraid to tweet:

Do you ever wonder to yourself, “Self, how did the head of wardrobe for Blossom ever manage to find work again?”about 5 hours ago from web

It’s amazing. I can’t tell you how many times I have been in my 11th hour at work, pits deep in my 77th project of the week, kvetching that I’m out of coffee and wishing I could just take some Cheeze-Its and season one of Alf and call it a night, except that I have to pick up cat food and then do laundry and come up with at least 9 blog posts between three blogs, when suddenly the world STOPS and I wonder what the staff of Blossom is up to.

I totally have that kind of time.

Julia Allison, special snowflake and adventure haver, just wants to make sure you haters finally believe she was a DANCER. Apparently unlike every other gee dee upper middle class suburban American girl, she took ballet. Wow…she just gets more unique and interesting with each passing day.

My ballet school growing up.  I was never athletically gifted, but I loved to dance.  I practiced ballet from the age of 5 until I left for college – the whole thing, pink tights, black leoturd, hair in a bun.

You guys, I think we can finally all agree that Julia was a DANCER. She had her hair in a bun, folks. That is serious DANCER Crap right there.

Julia Allison, champion failer at blogging, thinks you should know that it’s not like she just adds anyone to her Facebook.

Me: Actually, my summer fling (aka ‘Booty Text’) isn’t a “friend” of mine on Facebook either. @RBillow: This is a truly disturbing trend.about 5 hours ago from web

It’s like we are twins. I know when I talk to my friends the first thing on my mind is ensuring that the exchange is sufficiently jocular for tweeting to the entire planet. Why enjoy the actual conversation when I can spend time deciding which combination of 140 characters will get me nominated for the next hooray-for-us book of tweets?