Ballerinafarm Can Normalize Skipping Postpartum Completely

Hannah Neeleman, can produce a near-annual human being, produced her 8th human being about 9 days ago. While most moms would be focused on adjusting to a new routine, keeping themselves in fresh post-birth blood britches, maybe getting some sleep if they can, hogmother Hannah is having a ‘spa day’ before she leaves to compete in yet another beauty pageant.

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Ballerinafarm Hannah Neeleman

Ballerinafarm Can Ignore Bicycle Safety

Hannah, patriarchy’s ideal woman realized, went on a super fun bike ride with her kids. Of course, she maintained her usual level of safety standards – toss them in a bucket, helmet free.

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