Ballerinafarm WTF


Ballerinafarm Store Might Serve You Flies

Ballerinafarm Store, some sort of tradgirl tourist spot, seems to now serve a different kind of ‘farmer protein’. Multiple reports of an uncontrolled fly problem in the store and bakery have culminated in people now finding the insects in food prepared in the Ballerinafarm Store kitchen.




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Ballerinafarm Will Just Let Her Toddler Do This

Hannah Neeleman, the Mormon influencer niche’s current poster breeder, finally revealed what all the recent strawberry posting was about. To celebrate she posted her kids wearing t-shirts with the product on them like a personal army of baby billboards. Oh, and by letting her barely walking latest proof of fertility stomp around on the kitchen table.

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Ballerinafarm Will Put The Kids To Work

Dan and Hannah Neeleman, homestead cosplayers, also have an online store where they sell things as well as a bunch of animals and a whole social media celebrity factory. Thankfully Hannah has been blessed with the ability to birth out a team of employees for their business – and they were put to work last night.

The Ballerinafarm brood works their stations around 10pm on Boxing Day.

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Ballerinafarm Is Not Just A Simple Tradmom Sharing Her Life

Ballerinafarm, conservative misogyny’s dream made real, has built a whole brand around being just a simple farm wife making food from scratch and raising her kids, propping her phone on her big wooden  dining table to share on social media. Except she’s not, and she isn’t.

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Hogfathering Can Show Us Farm Child Safety

Daniel Neeleman, father of hogs, has spent the days since his father-in-law’s passing showing off all the big, smells-like-industrial-farming style upgrades happening on Ballerina Farm. And, as usual, practicing immaculate child safety.

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Mr. Ballerinafarm Has Posted His FIL’s Body For The Internet

Hogfathering, the curiously usernamed husband of Ballerinafarm, shared proof that his wife’s father had passed. Not content with simply a touching memory and a photo of happier times, the cosfarmer trotted out a snap of his father-in-law’s body being carried out in a sheet.

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Ballerinafarm Will Make Your Remaining Time On Earth About Herself

Hannah Neeleman, aka Ballerinafarm, competed in another pageant last night. She came in ‘top 17’ whatever that means, and she flew in her likely end stage cancer ridden father – who could neither see nor hear what was going on – for ‘support’.

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