Hugo Schwyzer Injures Woman While Driving Under The Influence

Hugo Schwyzer, the man baffling geologists with his constant reinvention of the term ‘rock bottom‘, has now moved on to further layers of fail. Apparently on September 27, Hugo injured another driver while driving under the influence:

On Friday, while driving with my mother to the family ranch, I caused an accident under the influence of 6 milligrams of Klonopin just outside of San Juan Bautista. My mother and I are well, but I seriously injured a young woman driver. She was airlifted from the scene and will make, I’m so happy to say a full recovery.

Hugo went on to say he knows he was a bad boy and will take his lumps:

I confessed my drugged state to the Highway Patrol and was arrested. I have been charged with felony DUI, which carries severe penalties. I am at this time reluctant to allow a lawyer to plea bargain anything down. When a a man drives under the influence and hurts someone, he should pay the penalty.

His court date is currently set for November 5th.

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