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Cupcakes And Cashmere Knows How To Dress For Business

Emily Schuman, still trying to make corpse lips happen, just put up one of the most amazing fashion blogger style posts you will ever experience. She has just changed every “business lunch in West Hollywood” outfit game, people.

My favorite part of this outfit is also my favorite part of the shoes—the attention to detail—from the knotted leather on the heels, to the bell sleeves on the blouse, with some bold earrings thrown in for good luck.

As usual she completely misses the most amazing detail. THE HAIR! Like some demented Cindy Lou Who she bravely sports that ignored cousin of the shamepuff – the shamefountain! Trend alert, am I right?


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Cupcakes And Cashmere Will Elevate Your Culture’s Textiles And Then Sell Them

Emily Schuman, the clean fresh hair behind Cupcakes and Cashmere, launched her eponymous bedroom decor line this week. It allegedly sold out on the Nordstrom site within hours, though it was all back in stock like half a second later so I’m not sure how that qualifies as “sold out”.

She says she wanted the line to feel “intentional”, I guess because “intentional” is the new “curated” and can’t be used by everyone often enough to describe everything they do or buy or make. She then explains her inspiration.

The Moroccan Geo pillow is a personal favorite, with prints and tassels you might see on traditional Hammam towels, while many of the colorful, embroidered pillows are inspired by our trips to Mexico. The rainbow of pinks, golds, and greens is a bright reminder of one of my favorite places in the world.

This of course resulted in people calling Cuppy out for her “orientalist mind” and “unispired” copying of native fabrics.

…Besides your counterfeit Mexican heritage fabric, the Moroccan Geo pillow pattern is actually one found in Turkish hammam towels, not Moroccan ones. There is a difference between Turkey and Morocco…

…I’m stunned that her line blatantly copies Otomi fabric/embroidery, which is Mexican folk art made by indigenous populations in Mexico…

Culture poaching aside, the collection is about as a big a yawn farm as you’d expect from Cuppy. Safe blues and whites and beiges in patterns of ‘lace’ and ‘dot’ and ‘stripe’, and color pop/decor trends that went out in 2014. None of it really seems much more special than any Martha Stewart crap in the discount bin so I have no clue how it “sold out” but whatever. I don’t understand Cuppy’s appeal in general so maybe it’s just me.



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Cupcakes And Cashmere Wants To Sell You More Of Her Elevated Stuff

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Is Emily Schuman, elevating everything, now elevating your home with elevated bedding and decor? Her instagram certainly seems to be hinting that a Cupcakes and Cashmere home goods line is on the way.

Her bizarre fashion line allegedly sold like crazy (while simultaneously causing sizism controversy), so it’s obvious there’s a market for anything Cuppy peddles. Fangirls on instagram are already slobbering things like “omg I need this now this is such big news” and “if she’s doing a homewares line I will fly to LA” so clearly there are gals out there who want to home it up like Emily.

Here’s hoping it’s more than just another pile of navy, coral, and cream products being shoved out for the sake of having products to sell.


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Cupcakes And Cashmere Fashion Line Is Boring Yet Manages To Piss Women Off Anyway

The Cupcakes and Cashmere Nordstrom line has been available for a few days now. The collection is about as much of a yawn farm as one would expect considering the most vanilla blogger on earth created it.

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It’s mostly striped cotton, shapeless dresses, leather shorts, jumpsuits, and various items made out of a floral fabric that appears to be the skin of a sofa belonging to my Aunt Helen in Boca Raton. Pretty basic crap that is sold at every Target ever since 2001.

Yet this snore inducing collection is enraging people because it only goes up to a size 10/12. Fans took her out on various facebook posts and even in her blog comments for only providing limited sizes of 0-12. You’d think people would be more annoyed that she’s selling them a striped shirt for 80 bucks when you can get pretty much the same thing at Old Navy for 8 dollars, but, priorities vary for each of us.

Anyway, I guess if you’re a skinny person with a lot of disposable money for jersey shirt dresses have fun buying out her collection!


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Cupcakes And Cashmere Announces Her Own Bundle Of Pageviews

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Emily Schuman, of the million dollar bungalow Schumans, has announced via a twee youtube video that she and husband Geoffrey will be adding a new little content generator to the house that bland built.

Assumed to be around three months along, Cuppy has apparently not yet broken the news on her blog or other social media. She did, however, post this video announcement to her youtube channel tonight.

Discussion will probably now begin over how she will incorporate little Cake Pop into her blog. I can’t wait to see what exciting new ways she can use the word ‘obsessed’!