Dorian Who Begins Her Recovery From Fashion Week

Dorian Who, some sort of fashion designer or something, is on instagram letting everyone know how hard it is to skulk around New York Fashion Week trying to get photographed. This morning she announced she has started her ‘recovery’ which features massages and I guess filming herself exercising.

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Fashion Blogging Internets Julia Berolzheimer

Julia Berolzheimer Finally Got Her Kelly Bag

Julia Berolzheimer, wealthy, has finally acquired the apex of new money status symbols. After months of increased spending at Hermes the Charleston society thirster was finally ‘allowed’ to purchase an inexcusably expensive pocketbook.

Julia finally got an Hermes bag in OMGPARIS.

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Amanda Marshall Fashion Blogging pardonmuahinsta Wedding

Amanda Marshall Has Married Her Soulmate Of Four Months

Amanda Marshall, dollar store Arielle Charnas, has married her boyfriend of four months after a 20 hour ‘engagment’.

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Emily Jackson Fashion Blogging WTF

Emily Jackson Has Some Sleepwear For Your Microbiome

Emily Jackson, IVL is doing fine, has posted images of the new IVL sleepwear pieces – and your ladypart microbiome will just love it.

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Emily Ann Gemma Fashion Blogging

EmilyAnnGemma Doesn’t Go To ‘Sketchy Spots’

Emily Ann Gemma, works harder than teachers, is known for her signature ‘1990s New Jersey Mob Wife’ personal style. Draping herself and her children in visible labels and piles of gold, she flies around the country getting her hair done and her face injected and apparently pays for all of it by filling her social media with affiliate links. In between bragging about her Hermes collection and her G-wagon she likes to do the now-required influencer AMAs – and this week she decided to have a go at people telling her to be careful about being such a billboard for burglary.

Her solution for safety? Don’t go to ‘sketchy spots’.

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Arielle Charnas Fashion Blogging Something Navy

Something Navy Website Is Gone

SomethingNavy.com, of Arielle Charnas fame, seems to be down. The website went offline over a week ago and has not returned. Is this the sign that the brand is done for good?

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Fashion Blogging Leandra Medine

Leandra Medine Launches Her New Affiliate Link Dumpsite

Leandra Medine, the crotch displaying former empress of that Man Repeller mess, has decided 15 months is long enough to be out of the website game. She has now launched Cafe Leandra, a place to push consumerism during a time of mass layoffs and economic slowdown.

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