We Five Kings Will Let Her Toddler Use The Stove

Tiffany King, making chins fashionable, is deep in the boozing and partying of Mardi Gras.

Unfortunately while she sleeps off her hangovers, her 3 year old is busy playing with the kitchen appliances – including the stove.

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Shannon Bird Will Instagram Case Workers

Shannon Bird, still scared of Mexico, shared a thousand stories about her bad day yesterday.

The ‘unexpected visitor’ she recorded and posted to instagram? A case worker from the Department of Children and Family Services, who had apparently been sent out due to complaints about her angelic offspring. Lest you think her instagram posting means she wasn’t upset she made sure to post dramatic sobbing videos of herself while her children were interviewed.

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Freckled Fox Has A Not Ordinary Love Story

Freckled Fox, baby and bad decision machine, has posted yet another ego-boost ode to her wizard haired replacement husband. In a bizarre rambler of a caption she praised him for being a normal spouse, and concluded with a statement that essentially sounds like thanking the universe for killing off that interloper who ruined their first ‘chance’.

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Fatgirlfedup Will Prioritize Me Time

Lexi Reed, all day every day is me time, wants you guyzzzzz to prioritize me time – even if that means dumping your grandmother at the doctor and leaving her there alone while you talk to instagram.

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The Meyers Family Would Like To See The Kids Again

Rumours have long circulated that Emily Meyers, the notorious 90 day widow who moved in a new husband just weeks after the father of her first five children was buried, has become estranged from her first husband’s family. Now it seems the alleged estrangement may have extended to her children as well, with Meyers family members expressing their desire to visit the children via instagram comments.

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Mr. Freckled Fox Has A Unique Set Of Skills

Richard Carmack, the replacement husband who leaves dogs in cars, is on instagram today championing his great contributions to the Freckled Fox family. Spoiler: it’s not gainful employment.

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Shannon Bird Will Let Her Kid Eat Out Of The Bins

Shannon Bird, scared of Mexico, dressed the family up in Santa costumes and went to the airport for some reason. While there she allowed Hip Baby off her hip for a few minutes to enjoy a candy buffet from the bulk bins.

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