Shannon Bird Is Enjoying This Down Time

Shannon Bird, stay at home mom of birdalamode fame, is ‘loving’ being home with her kids thanks to the country being shutdown indefinitely. In fact, she is joyfully treating the mandated lockdowns as ‘the maternity leave we never took’.

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Shannon Bird Will Call 911 For Baby Food

Shannon Bird, the Birdalamode blogging mother of five, is apparently switching off breastfeeding. Unfortunately she ran out of formula at 2am. Rather than pack the kids in the car to get more she called emergency 911 services to bring her some.

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Shannon Bird Can Produce Another Baby

Shannon Bird, CPS caseworker auteur, has given the world the gift of more Bird dna. Just in time for Christmas she has finally given birth to #soblessed child number five.

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Shannon Bird Will Let Her Toddler Play In The Dryer

I’m about a week late posting about this – I went on a booze cruise and between the wind and the pink wine induced smoking I caught a raging cold, sorry. But I’d hate for anyone to miss yet another fine moment in the tangly haired mess at parenting that is Shannon Bird, so let’s talk about the brilliance of letting your toddler play in a clothes dryer.

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Shannon Bird Can Get Pregnant Again

Shannon Bird, of Bird a la Mode infamy, has some news. Less than two months after a publicly instagrammed visit from CPS, she has announced she is probably pregnant again.

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Shannon Bird Will Instagram Case Workers

Shannon Bird, still scared of Mexico, shared a thousand stories about her bad day yesterday.

The ‘unexpected visitor’ she recorded and posted to instagram? A case worker from the Department of Children and Family Services, who had apparently been sent out due to complaints about her angelic offspring. Lest you think her instagram posting means she wasn’t upset she made sure to post dramatic sobbing videos of herself while her children were interviewed.

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Shannon Bird Will Let Her Kid Eat Out Of The Bins

Shannon Bird, scared of Mexico, dressed the family up in Santa costumes and went to the airport for some reason. While there she allowed Hip Baby off her hip for a few minutes to enjoy a candy buffet from the bulk bins.

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