Eric Hites, the Moby Dick of fail whales, announced on his facebook page that he and his albino smurfette friend are now back home in Indiana to regroup. In an endless video featuring his neckbeard and more excuses than a post-Ashley Madison marriage counseling session, Eric blathers about his latest big plan. We're basically doing a 30 day bootcamp...I'm going to be working out at the gym AND riding every day. We're gonna be workin' on my diet, we're gonna be workin' with the medical, we're gonna be workin' with the dental, we're gonna be workin' on the RV, everything...

YOU GUYZ. 2010 is almost over (thank you!!!) and Messica is so excited!!! It's so quiet in Broomcloset!!! I love new beginnings. New years, new towns, new seasons and the new school year. We’re all at even, people. Let’s have the best year ever. The holiday fetus I was warned about has yet to materialize, but suddenly Messica is back to running: Runner's log: 4 miles, 36:55. Not bad for the first day back!!5:12 PM Dec 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry® And obviously she watched the same "Freaks and Geeks" marathon I did Sunday: As I was scanning my closet this...

I mean I guess if Thing 7 falls and cracks its skull open she can always just birth out another one in time for whatever her next pageant is.

Brandy Wooten, apparently an influential blogger, posted a weird, expletive laden video of herself verbally abusing a McDonald's employee. It seems they didn't have Brandy's fresh baked cookies ready for her on her arrival, even though she calls ahead "every time". (I would recommend you not watch this video if you don't like loud curse words.) Telling the poor drive through woman she is "a real blogger" and intends to "tag" her, she then invites people to follow her on facebook before calling the employee a "raggedy a**". The employee then tells her to have a nice day, to which...

Courtney Shields, who wants to marry a millionaire, has bagged herself a second husband. Less than 11 months after announcing she was ending her first marriage, Coco's much younger boyfriend whisked her away to a balcony apparently overlooking the romantic...Brooklyn warehouse district? to offer her a ring.

Adam Heath, long whispered to be a dirtbag, has admitted to being a dirtbag. (more…)

Sarah Lacy, pregnant, is really keeping her promise of not talking about baby baby baby by informing all of us fine obese catladies that even with a human being growing inside her, she is still a size 4: First of all, why do we need the size information? Second, EVERYONE can fit into ANY wrap dress - sometimes clear up to the ride to the hospital and then on the way home. The dang things are DESIGNED that way, moron. Third...why did we need to know it's a size 4 again? I don't really get why that tidbit needed to...

What are you doing three months from now? That's right - you'll be sitting at home while thatgirlallison celebrates another year of life at a party she probably thinks Peter Feld or the Gawker staff will throw for her. three months until my birthday! about 5 hours ago from web When did it become a thing to start planning 3-6 months in advance for a birthday? People really need 120 days advance planning, just to celebrate  another year of converting oxygen to carbon dioxide? Bitch please. You can tweet a countdown and email the media squids every day; nobody of...