In case you were wondering how Rich Tong, controller of internet fashion, met his naked teenage girlfriend she is happy to tell you: "How did you meet Rich?" OKCupid, which I HIGHLY recommend to anyone and everyone looking for a significant other. I've experienced obviously very amazing and wonderful results, and I've heard only good things from friends! Well that's that. RIch went on a dating site looking for teenage models, and trust fund Lizzie needed to boost her public profile. DESTINY! Yeah, no. Unless you're just really into taking a test to find out if you're a rapist, you...

Poor Natalie Jean. Turns out snagging that validating book deal and trying to be a professional blogger isn't all she thought it would be. It seems her post-rebrand sponsorbombing didn't go the way she hoped, and Bratalie has now decided to air her bitterness: last year I signed with an agency thinking it would simplify things, make a clear delineation in my head between "sponsored" and "personal," but the agency in question fed me a bunch of bull Crap to get me to sign and then later had to release me from my contract because I was trying to be...

MWOP, the site dedicated to documenting the antics of Jennifer "These Pills Help Autism" McKinney, has decided to follow in the steps of many other sites and close their comments. Beginning with the new year, MWOP will transition from an interactive site to an information site. The commenting feature will be turned off and posts will no longer be published on a regular basis, but rather on an as-needed basis. While some community members seem distraught at the news - saying "Mckmama wins again" - others seem resigned to the decision: Honestly, this has been a long time coming. Perhaps...

Young House Love, house lovers, announced this morning that they are moving to a new spray paint project container: Yes, this is a seven-years-in-the-making house coup of ours. We would have loved to take you guys on the house hunting adventure with us like last time, but it all happened so fast and before we knew it we were closing on it. They also made the point - yet again - that their book deal has not made them rich: This is not “the house the book bought” (we still haven’t hit our royalty point), it’s the house that seven years...

Cupcakes and Cashmere, you're all so mean to them, has announced they'll be removing comments from the blog entirely. (more…)

Alina Gonzalez, still somehow not Baker Acted, has shared her thoughts on the passing of fashion designer Kate Spade. (more…)

It was Halloween this past Saturday, and your favorite bloggers really put in 50% this year. In case you missed it here are a few of the costumes put up by people who are supposedly super creative. Kelle of ETST went as Frieda Kahlo, prompting her fanpuppies to slobber about her super on fleek eyebrows. Miss James of Bleubird went as Carrie White. Eh. The costume was well done, I guess I'm just tired of seeing at least 3 Carrie costumes every year. Amber of Barefoot Blonde didn't wear a formal gown for once. Evidently she was having contractions all...

It seems just a year ago, Emily Brill had a birthday, and now she has another one! What is she now, 27? Well anyway, Brilly knows what she wants for her present. A pony? A job? A Bacon Explosion Cake? No! Dear Matt Stone and Trey Parker: As usual, I would like a Team America sequel for my birthday. 2:25 PM Dec 10th from web We eagerly await some party pics or maybe some fun stories of Embones stumbling out of Amy Winehouse's flat yelling about Malt-O-Meal or something. Congrats! On behalf of the Internets we have a Pork of...